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if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..
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my favorite thing about voting is the fact that my voting location is literally my ex boyfriend’s house and that never will not be weird
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#fuck it i need something good to happen.#nothing but shit has been happening in my life for a really long time
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hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)
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me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show
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Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™
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don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again
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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
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im hot
H ard to love O bnoxious T errible
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Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*
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I didnt get kissed all pride month so I’m officially extending pride indefinitely
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i refuse to let go right now. it’s all i’ve got left. don’t leave me with nothing.
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Dating after 20 is like are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
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