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you should never admire living people because they could still do something to disappoint you in the future. if you really like someone and they're still alive you should kill them while they're still good

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The hoes at the club were keening tonight. Just an absolute procession of chthonic grief and its divine madness.

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hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

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Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

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seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death

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Pixar can keep fucking its employees like this because its one of the only major animation studios that remains ununionized btw

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me: sometimes I don't feel like I'm a person

my Pomodoro timer: ⏱️ Your 5 Minutes Break is Over! TIME TO FOCUS! 🤓

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cant even enjoy my somno kink. because of woke

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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Steven Colbert has been fired in favor of a little green alien nobody can understand

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

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hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today