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The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

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Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.
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Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)
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friend: how are you
me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?
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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
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how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors
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