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i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr
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#canada dry you make me canada wet#I sent this to my wife and she shoved me through the drywall#WAP#y'all don't even know#bottomposting#if you reblog this aria i'll kill you#hello trans people on my phone#me irl#:3#196#rule#r/196#apartmentofawesome
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This fucking FRUIT 🍓 wants ME 🕺to name a god damn CAR PART 🚗 as if I know ANYTHING 🤬 about ANYTHING 😖 other than being FRUITY ONLINE 🖥️ and now I gotta LOCK THE FUCK IN 😤 and use my ENTIRE BRAIN 🧠 to tell this BITCH 🐶 that it's a FUMKING WHEEL 🛞
Having a boyfriend is literally free
#I will kill Aria with a rock#i will kill you#eat my ass at the autozone#if you reblog this aria i'll kill you#hello trans people on my phone
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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
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penis safe in mouth I promise yes I have sharp teefs put pentis in mouth it safe yeesbyes I no bite no siree prnis will be there when you take out........,..,,.
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You kinda just say things don't you
Its My Blog Stupid Fuck
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Wife doesn't let me tie her up anymore because last time I spent 30 minutes blowing raspberries on her very vulnerable stomach
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