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I hate villains with plot armor with PASSION. Nothing would bring me as much gratification as seeing the asshole's face dragged against asphalt.

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First day of ovulation and I'm already craving dilf-dick :>

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It's Hayden so it's sexy but if I was one of the crew and Hayden Christensen himself would be full crispified Vader in briefs I'd be pissing my pants laughing cuz he looks so out of place gesturing like that for normal looking ass people 😭

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN - OBI-WAN KENOBI BEHIND THE SCENES

"I was so excited to get to do the bacta tank scenes. I had to be completely submerged in water holding my breath. For a few weeks leading up to it I got to work with a great dive coach, and he would teach me different breathing techniques. I think my longest breath holds were around two and a half minutes. It was surprisingly peaceful in there." [x]

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Mmmmm Vader porn

Pls share more thoughts, I'm in the mood for FILTH

his…. his back….

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GIMMEEWWEWWWWEEEEEEE

his…. his back….

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Smashhhhhhhh

I'm so down for it, gimme that crisp

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My worst nightmare because 99% of the stuff I write is self-insert 🫣

me because I said my name instead of reader in someone’s requests (I’m cooked.)

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I haven't read any Ani/Hayden fics for like a week now :<

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Update, went out of my way and stepped outside the house in the rain, walked across the block to avoid ears, called and... They hanged up and sent an auto message about calling back 🫠

A job position I've been tracking for months has finally opened up again and I'm having a 1am anxiety attack about calling them tomorrow

I just hope nobody snatches it from me this time >///<

[wifeofasith]

A job position I've been tracking for months has finally opened up again and I'm having a 1am anxiety attack about calling them tomorrow

I just hope nobody snatches it from me this time >///<

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Not the 16 year olds again...

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ABSOLUTELY !!! YES !!! He'd be my ZA dilf, would follow him around like a lost puppy, trying to get his attention, ion care about them Daryl and Negan!!! Gimme Rick GRIMES!!!

I need me more couples with age-gap in movies 'cause how am I supposed to feel normal when all the young women in fiction SOMEHOW manages to ignore all the sexy middle aged men around them? :<

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Look at him, he NEEDS babies !!!!!!

Gawwwdddd I need to give him babies >////<

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Gawwwdddd I need to give him babies >////<

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That amazing evening when your period is over for good and you can finally ditch your underwear and sleep in your loose lace pajamas with your butt-cheeks and titties hanging free <3

[wifeofasith]

Thank you brain for alerting me that there is a spider crawling down my sock even though I could not see or feel it AT ALL. I don't know how you did it but thank you.

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Pookie :(

He’s so 💕💕💕