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"i like the dynamic that these two characters have except for the part that is their whole dynamic so i'm gonna redesign everything" you don't have to play with these toys, go find toys you actually like

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life has no meaning? then explain boobs

nihilists say things like "we are simply but a speck in the cosmos, if you condense all of earth's time into a day we wouldn't even be a second" and all i have to say to that is "and yet here we are" and their whole argument is defeated

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nihilists say things like "we are simply but a speck in the cosmos, if you condense all of earth's time into a day we wouldn't even be a second" and all i have to say to that is "and yet here we are" and their whole argument is defeated

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Flutter Mane -- Ebila

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paulie penis is after me he wants to kill me everyone protect me

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wifetrick advance faggot era 2025 we have looped back into being a freak woman but this time for the right reasons

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they expect me to work a 9-5 wheni'm reveling in the fact i'm a girl with a fat rack and nice legs

"can you come play pretend for 8 hours and it hurts in the most soul crushing way possible?" no?????

i should be allowed to call out of work due to intense tranny psychosis

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i should be allowed to call out of work due to intense tranny psychosis

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fell asleep on my own boob today

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i just googled you :/ i'm gonna have to drill a hole in your brain if you wanna keep being friends

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grabbing

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and visions and visions and visions and visions and blood and meat and blood and meat

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getting hit by this acute gastritis fucking sucks, it has taught me to appreciate sauce way more, i miss spicy mayo, i miss soy sauce, but i can't risk hurting my tummy any more

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reblog this post if you like to eat opples and banonos

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i accidentally refreshed the page so now you guys don't get my post about dick and balls i don't wanna type it again

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umblr dot com? yes pleasse!

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FIVE

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if you close and reopen tumblr enough times in a row then you'll unlock the secret version with new posts. but no one's been brave enough to find out how many times it takes yet