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At this point I have just accepted that words that are “close enough” to the intended meaning are acceptable in online usage. Language is hard, typing is hard, and doing both is awful at times. And then sometimes in a mix of a perfect storm, read brainfart, the brain does reeeaaaaaaally funny things and gives us blank check for unicorn farts. In that case we think the words we are planning on typing but unwittingly skip words that we think we typed. That’s always a fun one…fixing it sometimes is like trying to figure out how a conversation went from apple juice to I need more waterproofing wax for my leather knee high boots.

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

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Summon medical emergency? Or Banish organic entity? Either work, but that does look pretty

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Sounds like people are on the same wavelength? Which doesn’t sound bad, if anything the circular reblogging is amusing to say the least

I just saw the same post three times in a row

mutuals why

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Is it bad I would love to read a comic about this? Or even a book? This sounds faaaar too amusing.

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

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The items they are listing as complaints are intentional design FEATURES, not flaws, intended to attract a target audience and repel those who would corrupt our lovely blog platform. It’s nonsensical comments like that which make me wonder how far the brainrot, read as “everything must be designed to cater to maximized user laziness”, has spread….

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Perfect quote picture. I love it. Also, This is why acronyms are a mess when not defined before they are first used in a sentence.

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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That’s definitely the sound of satisfaction of a job well done and smug as hell face

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The legend of stabby spreads forth across the realms forever inspiring roombas, sharks, and all manner of mechanized floor cleaners

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Great recipe, but uh yeah, that author’s blurb is something….

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

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There is this (see the aforementioned lovely note), and then also the point where you reach such a low poly count of rendering that you wrap around to high res rendering BECAUSE you have embodied the sleep debt. That is an optimal solution. That and taking the approach “I will sleep when I’m dead.” Both are valid, but the latter is my favorite approach.

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Well I finally have a comic I can point to to describe how I feel about Christmas music, because wow does this capture how I feel about these songs to a “T”!

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

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Cute evil birbs. The bestest evil birbs

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That child pulled a Neo and matrix dodged some reeeeeeeaaaaaallllly bad names there. Those names are the kind you would expect in a YA novel where the protagonist started inner monologuing: “my parents gave me my name ___, for which I was brutally bullied over. That was the beginning of my road to revenge… I made notes of who were my allies, and who were my enemies all for their day of reckoning. I remade myself when I was older, different name, different clothing styles, different ME.” Aaaand I cut myself on the edge, that was a mistake…

has tumblr heard about the saga of raefarty yet

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I feel really bad for the people that got deceived by this dis/misinformation that has been shoved down their throats…. But also if they made a good effort to do research it would have been, I would hope to think, obvious that they would be voting against their own self interests… And so the leopards shall feast….

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Ah yes, let me just unhinge my jaw like a snake to eat this…..

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This just has me wondering: wouldn’t rancor be lactose intolerant? And that would be a reeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly bad time just from the smell alone

white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit