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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

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i love recess duty you overhear things that momentarily immerse you in a whole different world. like "lets play ice cream truck! shes the monster"

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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

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I wish people realized what a waste it is that they're not putting butches in their things. So often I see a male character and think if he was a butch woman he'd be the best female character of all time

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its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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this happened to me

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dont fucking tell me what to do. this is inportant.

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

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really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

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most talented girl in the world

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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet