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Me and the infected crew rolling up to the Starlight Theater this summer:

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Hear Me and I Will Follow - TGWDLM Who will you be when you let it out?

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ARE! WE! WASTING! TIME! TALKING ON A BROKEN LINE?!?! TELLING YOU I! HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR FACE IN AGES I FEEL LIKE WE’RE AS CLOSE AS STRANGERS WON’T! GIVE! UP! EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS SO MUCH!! EVERY NIGHT I’M! LOSING YOU IN A THOUSAND FACES NOW IT FEELS WE’RE AS CLOSE AS STRANGERS

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Would love to see them on an excellent adventure

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Would love to see them on an excellent adventure

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So excited to be thinking about the implications again!!!!!!

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non-exhaustive list of things starkid wants to add to the tgwdlm reprise

- a live squirrel

- a live rat

- a real LAPD car

- lots of cocaine

- a children’s choir

- get rid of all the chairs

- real helicopter

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"i just gotta park my big ass in front" 😭

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what do you mean mitch marner is happily married and has a baby this is so unfair to me personally

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could you imagine the pandemonium that would break out in the streets of toronto if mitch marner helped the bruins eliminate the leafs from the playoffs

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when mitch does the

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guys im so obsessed with the toronto maple leafs im not ok

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2023 → 2024

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Feb 12/2025 | favourite hockey tweets of the week, four nations edition

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