Insomnia Is Hereditary
Harry goes to sooth a distraught Lily during a late night thunderstorm. As independent as a two year old can be, sometimes she just needs her dad.
Harry: *whispered* Lumos
Harry: Shh… There you are, love. Daddy’s here.
There. Babbity Rabbity is right here. You’re okay, darling.
Shhh…. don’t cry.
Draco: Harry? Love? Is she alright?
Harry: Yeah, we’re okay in here, aren’t we LL?
Draco: Oh, there love. Your Da has got you. No need to fuss.
*to Harry* I’ll get the mobile.
Harry: She loves that thing. Probably more than she loves me.
Draco: Oh stop your fishing, Harry. You know she loves you.
*To Lily* Lack of sleep is making your Da a bit gone in the head. Now settle in, dear one.
Albus: *from the doorway* Dad?
Harry: I’m here, Albus. Lower your voice, you’ll wake your brothers.
Scorpius: *from down the hall* Papa?
Both: *Deep sigh*
Draco: Why don’t you go set up the living room, and I’ll get the tea for us? The kids just need a little bit of reassurance, and they’ll settle down.
Harry: What about James? He’ll be up soon. Make sure you make him a cuppa.
Draco: Harry, he’s a teenager. He can sleep through anything.
James: *from down the hall* DAD?!
Draco: Oh shut it and get them ready.
Harry: So… anyone up for a game of exploding snap?
Kids: *collective screaming*
Draco: *fondly*…What part of settle did you not understand?
1K notes
·
View notes
The Date Dilemma
Pansy Parkinson: @gobletofvodka
Harry Potter: @mattiprongs
Harry has been trying to pick out an outfit for his first date with Draco. It’s not going well.
Harry makes the decision to go to the only fashionable person he knows.
Keep reading
2K notes
·
View notes
Happy Pride Month (Part 1)
Disney Version:
Yes, its from Good Luck Charlie, a live action comedy show. I was surprised too.
Cartoon Network Version:
It counts.
Fight me.
4K notes
·
View notes
ben: are you posing? there aren’t any cameras here.
klaus: google earth. always taking pictures.
1K notes
·
View notes
Edoardo: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name so they know I don’t really care about them.
Eleonora: That’s genius.
Edoardo: Thanks.
Eleonora: You’re welcome, Eduardo.
185 notes
·
View notes