williameschenk

[williameschenk]

would u ever grow out ur hair

Inadvertently, yeah, since it keeps growing and I keep letting it

[williameschenk]

you look very silly and squishy and throwable/ pos

People on this website want to do so many things to me... Where are you going to throw me?

[williameschenk]

Aw :( I didn't know puppets and printers could be friends.

Nobody tells you that half of detective work is trying to unjam a printer so you can finish your precinct's collaborative crime scene moodboard.

[williameschenk]

You seem to resort to screws a lot, huh! Thanks for the advice, I don't work there anymore, but I'll remember it. Whatever works :)

Nobody tells you that half of detective work is trying to unjam a printer so you can finish your precinct's collaborative crime scene moodboard.

[williameschenk]

Woah, Billy, you can fix printers?

Nobody tells you that half of detective work is trying to unjam a printer so you can finish your precinct's collaborative crime scene moodboard.

[williameschenk]

Nobody tells you that half of detective work is trying to unjam a printer so you can finish your precinct's collaborative crime scene moodboard.

[williameschenk]

Okay Billy, I get it. Thanks for telling me what you can... that's more than most of your customers could hope for before their 'Event'

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Nick from The Handmaids Tale?

Nope, but one time I was told I looked like a Panic Pete.

[williameschenk]

Can you tell me via radio signal? :(

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

On what?

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

Is it.. fun?

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

What's The Event?

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

The Event.

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

What counts as non-vocal? I don't think I can send signals like you :( Not yet, at least.

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

I feel like I learn something new about you every time you open your mouth, Billy! No shade, but you could always tell me stuff another way instead of using signals :)

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

Sometimes my brain teases me and makes me think I finally got tinnitus, then after an hour or something everything goes dead quiet

[williameschenk]

Not to armchair diagnose…but I think you should get tested for autism

I don't take tests, I'm the tester! :) 👅🩸 :)