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Legal issues with the Tolkien Estate aside, you couldn’t remake LOTR anyway. Why? Because of the theme music. Yeah. Like what are you going to do? “Yes, we need a score that lives up to Howard Shore’s Lord of The Rings, or is at least cool enough to, y’know, do it’s own thing.” Like, you can’t. You just straight up can’t. Go ahead and remake Star Wars with different music why don’t you. You’re hearing the Fellowship theme in your head right now, aren’t you? You know you are. It’s that powerful. What can you do? Nothing. That’s it. That’s Lord of The Rings. Goodbye.

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i have a serious question about transphobia as it permits to my sexuality:

i’ve come to identify as a lesbian, right? ok. ok. am i problematic or transphobic if i’m penis repulsed, when it comes to transwomen who don’t want or cannot have bottom surgery? like, what i mean is i would never have a problem being with a trans woman, but when it comes to that part of things idk! i don’t know how to word this right. i hope that my point is getting across as inoffensively and genuinely curiously as possible, i just don’t know tbh! i’m always too afraid to ask but i dont know if i’m being scummy for feeling that way…

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Margot Robbie training for her role as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

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Start up the Sundial

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island life awaits 🏝️

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being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

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please help a poor family of two eat

me and my mom need food in our kitchen. if you can spare a few dollars this week, then.. please consider helping us get some food in the kitchen. i can get things like bread, canned vegetables, peach slices or applesauce,  snack cakes / cookies, soda etc at dollar tree down the street and theyre all a dollar each. but all we have is 2 dollars. and were still behind on rent.  if you cannot please, please reblog this so more people can see it. paypal.me/justjuna / cash.me/$junabugs

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You shouldn’t be treating nb people like the secret sexy 3rd gender. Nb people don’t look like a mash of male and female, they’re not sexy androgynous twinks

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What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

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“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

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yk when someone’s telling a joke but they keep stopping because they’re laughing too hard and then you start laughing even though you don’t know what for or why.....love

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i was talking about how tarix met the spider earlier today on twitter and i think…this is probably the funniest thing ive drawn

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in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t. 

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Hey friends so to honor the month of February and valentines day and ALSO the year anniversary of me moving half way across the country, I’m going to be doing special discounted comms!

If you want special ship fic (or honestly any kind of fic) my prices have dropped to…. 2.50$ per every one hundred words! 50% off babey!

Keep in mind that you can ask for ships from any fandom you’d like to see me try my hand at, but rules from this post (which also has information about payment and contact) still apply and I still maintain the right to turn down anything for any reason

thank you friends and have a lovely month  💖 

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the subtle manipulation with making fictional cops black or openly gay. we all know what you’re trying to do