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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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jon matteson faces from WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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Poor Jon...

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Disturbing Behavior (1998) dir. David Nutter

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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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If Wyll was a bard he would definitely try to woo his partner with overly romantic songs

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Some disco wash mouth elysium goobling

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paulkins + "together in every universe"

Starkid Announcement // TGWDLM // @inanotherunivrse // Black Friday // Maybe in Another Life by Taylor Reid // Nightmare Time Ep. 2 'Forever and Always' // Heartstopper: Become Human by Alice Osman // NPMD

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Mariah hey mariah what does this mean

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Do you think if Paul had an Apple Watch McNamara would’ve left him to die

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just remembered that Emma died in Clivesdale, poor woman. Truly one of the worst ever fates of anyone in the Hachetverse.

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I hope I’m not alone in hating seeing Ciri with Witcher eyes

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first meeting :)c

bonus: does he know

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up