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Kaoru: Did you rig a hose to my mailbow? Teru: That must have been a villain. I am a superhero! Kaoru: No, you're a STUPID-hero! I can't imagine anything more lame.
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Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.
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having an oc you love dearly but you created when you were very much 15 and going through it is rough because you realize you forgot to give him a personality besides being depressed
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping
i'm 28
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My toxic trait is being fully convinced that, provided the right tools and supplies, I could easily fix a tooth cavity, something I have not been trained to do nor ever researched it.
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Consider:
Victorian England: 1837-1901
American Old West: 1803-1912
Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912
French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830
Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.
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