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[[ I'll take that as a no then bye ]]

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[[ Does anyone want to RP I am too shy to ask people directly so I'll just leave this here and continue to watch the chaos that is the nato meeting from afar ]]

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out

[[ Ahhhhhh thank you! ; U ;

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only in amsterdam.

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European time lapse map [AC.1000-2003]

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[[ I think I'm going to ollie outie to bed now, everyone ]]

[[ it is 3am and I am rocking the tired as heck look. I will reply tomorrow. u v u <3 ]]

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Well until then we don't have a problem. 

You're welcome. Basically they have a large treasure fleet that makes trips from Spain to New Spain once a year. As you'd expect it's heavily guarded and unless you're brave enough-- or, rather, stupid enough, you should avoid it. How many ships do you have in your fleet? One? Two?

I managed to catch a fleet by surprise in Matanzas, but I think that was luck more than anything. 

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Goed. You can do what you like so long as it doesn’t bother me— if it does, then maybe we’ll have something to talk about. 

Also if you’re targeting the Spanish you might want to hang around the South west of the Caribbean— or avoid it if you don’t think you have the resources take on a large convoy. Large treasure always has a large convoy. *casual puff of pipe*

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Ej, Alfred, how have you been?... You look a little... Off colour. *casually raises an eyebrow at*

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-Lifts his shades up from his eyes, smirking at.- Well, look who it is. It’s been a while.

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Hallo, England. How are you now that you've stopped stealing my colonies. 

Hello Netherlands...

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Kurzurlaubsimpression Nr. 5.3: Moelendag.

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There are 22 Belgian exclaves in the Netherlands and 6 Dutch exclaves located within the largest Belgian exclave. Such land distribution results in complexity of borders between the two countries.

It is not unusual that one part of the building is located in Belgium and the other in Netherlands. This cafe, for example, is located right on the borderline between Belgium and Netherlands. This border runs across the town of Baarle-Nassau.

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Reblog if it's okay to ask you to RP, be friends, or even talk.

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Goed. You can do what you like so long as it doesn't bother me-- if it does, then maybe we'll have something to talk about. 

Also if you're targeting the Spanish you might want to hang around the South west of the Caribbean-- or avoid it if you don't think you have the resources take on a large convoy. Large treasure always has a large convoy. *casual puff of pipe*

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Are you a pirate? If so, keep your hands off of my trading ships— And focus more on the Spanish fleet. |: I’m sure they’re more fun for someone like you to play with, anyway.

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Are you a pirate? If so, keep your hands off of my trading ships-- And focus more on the Spanish fleet. |: I'm sure they're more fun for someone like you to play with, anyway.

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WW2

A German and a Russian walk into a bar then beat up the Polish barman. The English and French guy that were already sitting in the bar (the French guy's got an Italian guy biting at his ankles under the table) start a fight with the German and the Russian, then the German guy starts beating up the French guy, the Dutchman and the Belgian that were also in the bar. Another guy, a Japanese guy walks in, looking for the Chinese guy he'd been beating up beforehand and says "hey, this looks like a great idea" and joins in with the fighting, then the German guy turns around and smacks the Russian guy in the face and starts throwing stuff at the British guy across the room who's pulling the Italian guy off the French guy's ankles. The Japanese guy then walks out of the bar and into the neck one and heckles an American guy and drags him into the first bar so now the American guy's involved, too. The Russian guy's now got the German guy in a headlock and the German guy is all "I give, I give!" but the Russian guy's having none of it and keeps at the German. Whilst the Russian's got the German distracted the French and the British guy are all "we're going to get you" to the Italian, the Italian pussies out and surrenders to them. The British guy then goes to help the American with the Japanese guy, flanking think from the other side, the German guy's finally passed out from a lack of air and the French guy attacking the German from the other side now that the German guy's stopped beating everyone up, so now there's only the Japanese guy left. The American 'look out or it's about to get real' and the Japanese guy doesn't listen, then the American pulls out a gun and shoots the Japanese guy twice and he surrenders.

And there you have it, World War 2. Though I think the metaphor ended up getting a bit more convoluted than intended. |^:

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Send me an instance in history and I'll sum it up in one paragraph/sentence