IN CASES OF MAJOR DISCREPANCIES, IT'S ALWAYS REALITY THAT'S GOT IT WRONG. Italian, Male, Straight when sober, apparently not too old for this. Not that any of that matters.
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My only K-Pop Demon Hunters headcanon is that the real reason Rumi lost her voice was because she was eating kimbap like this

#might as well pick up smoking if you're treating your throat like that#to be fair trying to hit the high notes in Golden has been fucking me up too but I'll keep at it until my neighbors complain#kpop demon hunters#rumi kpdh
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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"
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Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement
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new law has been passed that anyone still saying hecking in 2025 will be summarily rounded up and shot in front of their respective city halls. sorry.
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#20/100#Imma be real I don't think even the ones I recognize would themselves recognize the others#being terminally online isn't enough anymore#surprised they found a new photo of Hasan#also using ishowspeed's government name feels wrong
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welcome... to Nothing Park
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renamon caked up in some sort of down town metropolitan area for this card art
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.
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