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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

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http://sexual.christmas

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white people when there's dinner at the function

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i understand my Reasons for going ahead and buying one william bags of on-sale czech beads but it doesn't mean I'm happy sorting thru miniscule beads to organize them by size cuz they aren't uniform

sniff sniff... 50 bucks for a rainbow set of miyuki delicas... i dont deserve a bedframe

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sniff sniff... 50 bucks for a rainbow set of miyuki delicas... i dont deserve a bedframe

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The police don't arrest Dracula

There is simply

No Laws

To catch him.

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When the stars align and the pyriams I mean pyramid is correct

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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Sorry I meant to say when the police see Dracula do they have to arrest him

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Jobs is such a drag for 2 otaku like us...🥀

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my highly trained opr8rs

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Every time I see the word neurodivergent on tiktok I know I'm about to spend the rest of my day wrestling with scientific misinformation and high blood pressure

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47 bubbles in my bath account

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN