winston-paynee

[winston-paynee]

I can’t believe it, Phoenix wright has been arrested

I NEED to be the prosecutor for his case

[winston-paynee]

Guys, I’m bored with everything, I didn’t realize how much I loved being a lawyer until I quit 7 years ago. I’ve lost my son, Went drinking at the bar with my french boxer friend again, Was threatened by a ghost king, and was stalked by some strange astronaut guy. I need to go back to my roots

The return of the Rookie Killer is nigh

[winston-paynee]

I’ve been threatened by this strange man, he looks stupid and is probably harmless

[winston-paynee]

I don’t like him

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I need to lock in

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I’ve been getting part time jobs since I don’t do lawyer stuff anymore

I’m the greatest tres bien waiter ever!

#rookiewaiter

[winston-paynee]

I found this on the ground

What a strange arrow

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Got a haircut today

I think it looks great

[winston-paynee]

I will be retiring as of today

I’m going to change my life for the better

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I just saw the trial for Ron Delite that Phoenix was doing….

Im done, I can’t take this humiliation anymore

[winston-paynee]

The trial was canceled

The defendant got moved to another courtroom

JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO WIN

[winston-paynee]

Alright todays the day

Im gonna convict the REAL Mask Demasque

Luckily I’m not against phoenix wright so so this go off without a hitch

And even better, The guy who Mask Demasque is had already confessed!

[winston-paynee]

I watched the steel samurai

I didn’t like it, it was too childish

[winston-paynee]

THE DEFENSE LAWYER OF THIS CASE IS THE CREATOR OF THE STEEL SAMURAI?

WHY?

HOW?

[winston-paynee]

I got a case for a robbery this time

It’s about the true culprit of Mask Demasque

And phoenix wright isn’t the lawyer this time so I HAVE to win this

[winston-paynee]

Had to leave the gym early and get my friend to the hostpital

Joe really needs to consider a new career

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Winston Payne at the gym (top to bottom)