winstonthewide
winstonthewide
Winston the Wide
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The personal blog of a tired, frozen, idiot on a cold island next to New York. It's 90% reblog bullshit, and occasionally i talk.
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winstonthewide · 8 hours ago
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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winstonthewide · 8 hours ago
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winstonthewide · 17 hours ago
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winstonthewide · 17 hours ago
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Serval cat see, serval cat do.
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winstonthewide · 17 hours ago
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mac is here on this #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to school you all in THREAT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS do not get caught off guard or Who Knows What Might Happen
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winstonthewide · 17 hours ago
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winstonthewide · 20 hours ago
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ahh fuck, made a whole fuckin universe to justify my fetish doodles again
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winstonthewide · 20 hours ago
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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winstonthewide · 20 hours ago
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winstonthewide · 1 day ago
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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖
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winstonthewide · 2 days ago
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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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winstonthewide · 2 days ago
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winstonthewide · 2 days ago
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
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winstonthewide · 2 days ago
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winstonthewide · 3 days ago
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winstonthewide · 4 days ago
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can I come over and look at you like this
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