woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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WAITWAITWAITWAIT ✨
✨ To a ball
*Disgruntled noise*
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💝 ☕ 🌸🎃 I have to stop myself from adding more than this have fun -
💝 on a fancy date
☕ to a cafe
🌸 to go to a picnic
🎃 to a Halloween/costume party
Ther u go
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
Send an emoji for me to describe (using pictures, moodboards, or a description) what outfit my muse would wear in different contexts. Feel free to add details or combine emojis.
💖 on a first date
💝 on a fancy date
☕ to a cafe
🍷 to the restaurant
🌸 to go to a picnic
🩱 to the beach
🗻 on a hike
🎆 to a theme park
🎉 to a party
🎃 to a Halloween/costume party
🎄 to a Christmas party
🎇 to a New Year's party
✨ to a ball
👗 to prom
💃 to go clubbing
💼 to work
📚 to school/college
💪 to the gym
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Sergio, I wanted to ask - it’s about other worlds. If you met an alternate version of someone that had wronged you, would you still bear a grudge toward that new person? Maybe that seems like a silly question.
"It's easier to deal with some sour apple than it is someone suffering who finds you a weird stranger."
"It's like... I guess a Time Loop scenario kind of pain. Where you know so much about a complete stranger, but you're incapable of helping them without causing trouble. I was afraid of getting connected to anyone for a long time, because of that fear, but Louis, Camille, and Garrett have helped me sort these kind of feelings out and come out much happier."
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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow
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"They... only provide instruments for the idol hosts on splatfest, not for all the kids participating."
"What??? Well that won't do, it doesn't look like any of those idols like to tickle the keys, much less bang on the drums. Could I slip in one for everyone to play?"
"D- Professor, there's not an instrument allowed for miles around the concert zone, please don't attract any more attention on top of that outfit."
"Eh? You know, not a lot of kids seem to care about it. They're mostly asking me where they can buy the wig and catsuit."
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"Thanks for inviting us all out to this music splatfest, Mister Seilstein. It's been PAWSitively delightful~"
"Of course Louis- we figured you might like to see the squid world for itself."
"Yeah, well, stay out of trouble."
"Judd and the locals are ok with us being here- We're only going to be here just for the weekend, ok Sergie?"
"...Ok."
"...Now- Didn't you say there was a takoyaki stand around here?"
"Oh, well-"
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“So, why are we learning martial arts at a wizard school?” “Because I’ll be damned if I lose another promising wizard to a thug with a knife again.”
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Moving house tomorrow
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wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint??? 🤨
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Your library book is overdue.
(You know i was going to save this bit but its funnier like th-)
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