No but sometimes it do be funny tho and I can’t help but fucking laugh at 3 am, Sometimes I even talk to the air or wall and get yelled by my mom to shut up and tells me I need therapy 😂
It’s soooo good 100% percent recommended reading and thank you @tetrapot-melon-tea for recommending it!
wrong dorm, dumbass! by sunarintaa
Sakusa finds himself interested and absolutely infatuated with a girl from his biology class, and his friends are determined to try and set them up — By sending a love letter without his knowledge.
When the love letter in question gets slipped under the wrong dorm door, their entire plan backfires.
And so you got a love letter from a hot guy you’ve spoken maybe three words to… What now?
NOTES: I've never written something short like this on Tumblr with this layout, so I don't know if y'all will like it but it was fun and I didn't feel drained/forced to write more. Thank you for requesting! I hope this is okay :) If more people request short things like this, I can make a new Masterlist since I have no room.
Itadori Yuuji
He frantically held onto your shoulders and shook you a bit.
"I will help," he said.
"Huh? Help with what?"
"The body. Where is it? I bought a shovel in case," he whispered.
"Yuuji, what are you talking about?"
"I saw your search on your phone. You googled how to dispose a body."
"Oh, that's for my book, sweetie."
Fushiguro Megumi
"Y/N."
"Hmm?"
"Are you in trouble?"
"No, I don't think so," you answered. "Why?"
"No reason."
You never did understand why he brought bleach back home later that afternoon.
Inumaki Toge
He gave you a thumbs up while you were washing the dishes. You didn't understand what he meant.
"Salmon."
Okkotsu Yuuta
"Y/N, why did you Google how many stabs it would take to kill someone?"
"Maybe I have someone I want to kill."
When he didn't respond, you turned around to see him sharpening his katana.
"W-Wait, I didn't mean that."
Kamo Noritoshi
"I'd do anything for you," he said.
"I know and I'm grateful for that, but what brought this on?"
"I'll gladly commit genocide for you."
"Oh. Thank you, but I don't need that."
"Then why'd you Google 'Does someone committing genocide for you mean they love you?' "
"It's for my book."
"You have peculiar tastes."
Gojo Satoru
"Y/N, let's travel the world, Bonnie and Clyde style!" Satoru exclaimed.
"Do you even know what they did?"
"Yeah, I saw it on your Google search. I'm ready to take on the world!"
hello, i saw you taking requests and may i request first time sex with yuji from jujutsu kaisen? thank you^^
First Time With Yuji ✨
Masterlist
Word Count: 1.2K
Warnings: SMUT, Blushy Yuji, Soft Yuji, cumming
During your first time with Yuji he’s so careful. He’s thinking that you might not be enjoying it so he starts going faster and harder with you a moaning mess, as you were about to speak he starts sucking and kissing your neck starting at your lips, to your jawline down to your neck soon finding your sweet spot. He continues to suck your sweet spot leaving hickies he then moves to your breast and starts to play with your left breast while sucking the other one still moving in and out hitting your g-spot, soon when he’s done playing with your breast you tell him you're about to cum. Yuji notices your moaning intensifies and right as you're about to cum. Yuji takes his dick out of you and lifts both of your legs. Up to your shoulders aching your back. As he eats you out, you again feel a knot in your stomach.
“Yuji I-I-I’m about to cum!”
“Cum for me baby!”
As you let it out he slurps it Yuji proceeds to stick his dick back into your tight pussy. As you scream his name.
“Ohh~ YUJI~!”
As he grunts he says “I-I-I got you sweetheart!” He then ask you to suck him off and you obayed, as you start to lick the tip of his dick. You start to tease him a bit. “Stop being a tease sweetheart!” But before you could stop he grunts and thrust his hips harder until he cums inside your mouth. “Open your mouth let me see.”
As you open your mouth to show him all the cum in your mouth. “Good girl.” He then showers you with kisses and gets a towel to clean you up. Once he’s done cleaning you up he would cuddle with you and says how much he loves you.
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I really hope that you like this. Have a wonderful day everyone! Also want to thank my friend Imperial for the help. Stay safe my peeps ✌️
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📱BF texts with Kenma
📱My Boyfriend is coming (TikTok) Mattsun x reader)
So I've seen it on TikTok so I decided to do one. Sorry if you guys don't like it. But just let me know in the comments or have any requests I'll do some more it doesn't have to be TikTok related.
MATSUKAWA ISSEI Ft. Hanamaki Takahiro
{Text Messages with Makki} (Warning some swearing)
[15 min later]
While I made sure everything was good and the camera was rolling in the room where Mattsun is sleeping I was trying to get myself in character. Mattsun is a deep sleeper so I'll have to shake him and scream a little. Well here I go.
[BAM]
"MATTSUN GET UP! MY BOYFRIEND IS COMING!."
"H-huh?"
"GET UP! Hide in the closet NOW! My boyfriend is coming."
"Alright jeez."
"Move faster!"
I quickly shoved Mattsun into the closet and waited for Makki to come in.
[Meanwhile in Mattsun Head]
I don't understand why I gotta hid-. Wait a damm minute I am her boyfriend what the fuck is wrong with me.
I was about to open the closet door when I saw someone come in.
Wait- is she cheating on me? No that can't be. I would've known.
Thats when I saw Makki and realized it was a dumb prank.
"Hey baby!"
"I fucking hate you two."
"LMAOO I'm sorry baby I had to."
"Don't baby me I was sleeping."
"It's okay! That's why I made Makki buy us some McDonald's!"
"Ouu really! Then ur forgiven baby."
"Ughh now I regret coming you guys make me sick."
"Not my fault your still single."
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Hoped you guys enjoyed it! Let me know if you guys have any requests! Also please check out my stories!
After hanging out with the sejio boys. I got home and headed to my room. I changed into some comfy clothes. I was looking at one of the boxes and found photo frame of me and Kazuko Keita. I couldn't help but smile at the photo of us.
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(Flashback)
When I was 15 and I always got love letter and confessions everyday. I didn't really like it much. Most girls didn't like me because I was "stealing" all the guys. But I didn't care since I just wanted to focus on my studies. After that my parents thought it would be nice to do a photo shoot for some clothing line. I went along with it. People ended up calling me from Gucci to Louis Vuitton to model for their brand. I was surprised at first but I knew they only wanted me because of my beauty. Since my parents thought it was good I ended up modeling for a couple of months. I ended up going on build boards and magazines. Because of this more guys ended up confessing to me. Even guys from other schools came to school just to give me love letters. The girls ended up hating me even more. Eventually I ended up quitting I was scared at first since I thought my parents would get mad but they were okay with me stoping. During that time I was modeling almost everyone wanted to be my friend but they were never real friends. They only wanted to be with me because I was somewhat famous. There was only one real friend I always had and that was Kazuko Keita. He always had my back we were friends since elementary school always had each other's back no matter what. He was the only real friend I had. He actually taught me how to speak Japanese since he's parents are from Japan. His family were always so caring and fun to hang with too. Sadly I had to leave. But I was always happy having him by my side.
I'm just scared if they found out about my past. What if they only with me because I used to be a model and use me to get to fame. That's why I hope nobody knows about my past. I don't want them treating me differently or using me for the fame. But I know they aren't like that but you can never know right.
Kazuko I hope I'll get to see you soon. Also knowing you owe me some empanadas. But I hope your doing fine and I miss you.
The secret is that you haven't told anyone that you used to model. Since people wanted to be friends with you just because you model and were famous. Going to explain more in the next chapter!
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
It was my last day in Tokyo. I had so much fun here since I got to see my parents. But knowing I had to leave them but decided to think about how I'm going to see my friends. Also hoping that Kageyama hasn't killed Hinata yet. Overall me and pudding head had been chatting and been playing video games with each other. I was happy and I made a friend while I was here in Tokyo.
(DING)
Well I guess I'm hanging with the seijoh guys tomorrow. Good thing there's not practice tomorrow. I got my keys and made sure I had all my stuff and locked the door. After that I headed to my taxi and on my way to the station. It was still early so there were people. I'll probably be back in miyagi in the afternoon. Once at the station I bought my ticket and waited until my train arrived. Couple of minutes later I saw my train and got on.
(5 hours later)
I finally arrived in Miyagi. I'm so happy I'm no longer on a train it got boring just sitting for 5 hours. I got a taxi to take me home. I couldn't wait to see the guys and the sejio guys too.
After 20 minutes I'm the taxi and I finally reached my home. Finally home sweet home. I decided to clean a little and decided to order some take out.
(Ding)
The sejio guys aren't that bad. Even though I meet them at the practice game and was their manager for at least an hour I got close and they were sweet to me.
I decided to call it a day and put my alarm for tomorrow. Once my head hit my pillow I went into a nice sleep.
{Morning}
I woke up to my annoying alarm clock. I got up and headed to the shower. After changing and doing my routine. I decided to eat some cereal and wait until I had to leave to meet up with the guys. Then I ended up watching Criminal minds.
(Time Skip)
I was heading to the mall. Honestly I was surprised I didn't get lost and that's when I saw all of the guys waiting.
"Hey guys!" with a smile
"So cute" they all thought
"Hey Y/N!" they all said
"Where do you guys want to go?"
"Let's go to the arcade!"
"Shittykawa don't yell."
Me and the guys ended up going to the arcade. We ended up splitting in groups. I ended up being with Oikawa and iwa. Everyone went their separate ways.
(Sweat drop) "Weren't we supposed to hang out ALTOGETHER?"
"Yea sorry about that. I guess the guys wanted to do it in small groups."
"Don't worry Iwa I'm happy I get to hangout with you."
You and the guys were having so much fun. That you didn't realize there were a group of guys looking at you. After a while Shittykawa and Iwa went to go get some food while I decided to wait at the table.
"Hey beautiful"
"Do you need something?"
"Yes let's leave and have some fun."
"No thanks."
The guy grabbed my arm. I was ready to punch this guys face. That's when I saw Iwa heading this way.
"Hey get your hands off her!"
"Why? She isn't yours." (Pervert)
Iwa grabbed his shirt. He looked ready to beat the guy up on the spot.
"She's my girlfriend so I suggest you take your filthy hands off what's mine."
"Alright I'll leave jeez."
Once the guys left Iwas was asking so many questions if I was alright. When I told I was.
"Hey guys!"
"Now where the hell have you guys been? You just left us."
"Sorry I wanted to buy some clothes for volleyball practice. (Maki)
"I need some new knee pads." (matsu)
"Mhm alright. Have you seen shittykawa?"
"Nope" they all said
"Did we miss something?"(Kindaichi)
"Yes some guys were hitting on Y/N."
"Where I'll teach that guy a good lesson on hurting Y/N." (Shittykawa)
"It's okay oikawa. Iwa came to my rescue and the left."
After the whole incident we all walked around some guys brought some clothes or for volleyball practice. We all went to go watch a movie after we decided to head home.
"Thank you guys for today. I can't wait to hangout soon!"
I woke up and saw that it was 10 am. I ended up taking a nice warm shower. After my nice shower I change to some shorts and a long shirt that goes up my knees. Since it was early I decided to clean around the house and make dinner for the family.
(2 hours later)
Cleaning the house took longer than I thought but I finished and I was proud of myself. I decided to look around the kitchen to see what I could cook. Then I decided to cook some sopes (yes they are really good and not hard to make.)
(That's how they look like if you didn't know 🤤)
I love cooking but sometimes I hate cleaning up the mess when it comes to it. After getting at the ingredients I decided to add chicken with it. With beans and rice. After a while and making sure everything was cooked right I put them in a plate and wrapped them in aluminum foil. I thought it would be nice to make some strawberry cake. Once that was done I decided to text my mom when they will be here for dinner.
Well I guess I'll just start eating. It's already 6:30. I decided to get myself a plate and start eating. That's when my phone started to ring.
(Ring) (Ring)
I saw it was a ft call with guys.
After my chat with hinata and Kageyama. I finished eating. I miss them even though they are always fighting. I can't help but miss them and the rest of the team.
I washed my plate and put the extras in the fridge and grabbed myself a piece of cake.
(Ding) (Ding)
After chatting with them I called it a day.i change into my pjs and decided to play some music from my speaker making sure it's not too loud and fell asleep.