wistful-pinecone
wistful-pinecone
trying to join the simon snow fandom....
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just a thinky little pinecone looking to made some friends :3main fandom is carry on (duh), but i also love aftg and the stephen king universe if anyone wants to chat about either of those...
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 
“A scam” people are fucking wild.  
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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thank you @supercutedinosaurs for tagging me <3
Here are 10 gifs from my 10 favourite shows without context
(But actually it's just 5 because I can't even remember 10 shows that I've watched...)
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Gosh I really need to watch more tv shows.
No pressure tags to @floraflowergarden, @seigneurambigu, @rimeswithpurple, @sass-huh, @shrekgogurt
Again, the rules are to post 10 gifs of your favourite shows, then tag 10 people (even though I only did 5.....)
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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there is something so incredible about your fic being bookmarked by a rare bookmarker like oh, you have six bookmarks & my work is one of them????? literally adding that to my cv
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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There’s so much to unpack here:
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Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
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first aid kit
 sunscreen
 a travel alarm clock or watch
 mylar emergency blanket
 a backpack is a must
 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
 sleeping bag
 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
 swiss army knife
 can opener
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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If you think one of the most effective vaccines in history "didn't work" then I want you to unfollow me right now and then imagine me saying FUCK YOU as you hit the unfollow button.
I am so tired of this. It is so hard to let go of all the anger I have over how my mom died. And this shit just makes it so hard to move on. I wish you idiots knew how hurtful you are to those who lost people.
The first vaccine prevented infection. But not enough people got it, the virus mutated, and so the vaccine could only prevent serious illness and death. Which is still a fucking miracle. It just couldn't end the pandemic all neat and tidy.
The vaccine is still saving lives to this day. The majority of people currently dying from COVID are UNVACCINATED. And the rest are almost exclusively immunocompromised.
Which means pretty much the only healthy people dying from COVID are the ones who chose not to get the vaccine.
IT. FUCKING. WORKS.
You people have no deference for the people who lost loved ones. You just want to feed your conspiracy brain a fun new conspiracy.
The vaccine kept my dad alive. I got another year with him because of it.
My mom didn't have an immune system to boost, so she died one of the most horrible deaths. She was so terrified and alone. Immense pain, gasping with every breath.
I cannot imagine having to watch two parents die like that and I am grateful there was something to keep that horror from falling upon my dad.
Stop arguing about this shit.
This is so traumatic to so many people and you are just rubbing salt in giant wounds.
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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If stranger things was a comic (and I was the artist)
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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Seeing this site not caring about stolen art anymore makes me sad 💔 I used to be so proud about Tumblr being the only platform where no one can post stolen art and get away with it but now there are way too many blogs all over my dash with thousands of notes on each post when they post nothing but stolen unauthorized uncredited artworks. And on the other hand actual artists are struggling to get even 100 note on their work...
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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Things intersex women like me deal with:
Can't use public facilities that are gendered, especially women's. Can't go into the OBGYN without feeling like a bull in a China shop the way people stare. Gave up swimming because I'm too intersex for fitting rooms. Have gotten kidney infections and had terrible meltdowns over lack of bathroom access
Can't dress how we like without the prospect of violence and women's clothes don't fit right in many places bc they're not made for our bodies. Most underwear and pants made for women don't fit my body. Most women's clothes are made with no consideration for bodies that don't curve the "right" way
Can't post online without violent threats, violent images sent to us, violent discussions about our bodies, violent ideas thrown at us. Can't be on tiktok without Ben Shapiro taking our videos to get his violent crowd to attack us (happened to me :3)
Afraid to speak in public, our voices immediately identify us as abnormal and unnatural. I am a woman who looks like a man to most people and my voice sounds like Curt from Glee. I am immediately in danger as "faggiest fag" when my voice is heard esp bc I'm perceived as a failed man.
Afraid to be in a group of just women or just men. Afraid to be around any group of humans. Afraid to make new friends because they might fetishize me. Always aware of The Look women are giving that tells me that they see me as a predator invading their space
Never treated like a woman. Never looked at like a woman. Never given a woman's consideration from the moment my puberty went masculine. Never treated like a human from that moment either, much less a woman. Spent two decades flinching away from touch, hiding my face in my shirts around people, and wanting to die bc I hated my body so fucking much
Violent harassment and suicide baiting from self-proclaimed radical feminists. Beheading discussions, rape that monster, tranny, TIM, Male Rapist, his legs are proof he's a man, look at his arms, his forehead, his eyes give it away. Kill this man who claims to be a woman. Kill him Kill him Kill him he's fucking disgusting and a pedo faggot liar. Start up a thread where we collect information about him and get an entire harassment campaign going, let's take this herm tranny down
Trans people don't believe us about anything we ever say. Ever. You all see our state of eradication as peaceful, perhaps, while you all panic that you're facing what we've already been through. You all created language that deliberately excludes us or was taken from literature on how to mutilate us. You all see terves as harmful to one group of people and that never includes us. You see the violence we face and tell us it's collateral damage. You all call us transphobic for asking you to reassess your discourse to include intersex issues alongside your own.
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wistful-pinecone · 1 year ago
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Original comic by Rasenth
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