witchadam

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long time no adam

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Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian

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tiny

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Alectopause so long canon is starting to leak into reality

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he’s very normal and well-adjusted

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that’s all there is ⋆˙⟡

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COUPLE is YURI

COUPLE is YAOI

COUPLE is NORMAL

BABA is NOT CARE

LOVE is LOVE

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the cool girl speech but it's all things that dean thinks he's supposed to be

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adam: *yawns*

gansey: adam is TIRED we are DONE for the day everyone pack up your things and go home RONAN take adam to his place MAKE SURE he goes to bed ronan ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?? everyone stop YELLING no wonder adam is tired you people are EXHAUSTING

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Me after seeing any other wizard besides john gaius: idk has he tried being a bisexual twitch streamer? has he tried having 2 straight failed marriages and one gay failed marriage? Has he tried exploding the earth gaslighting each one of his friends and creating an empire where he's god? More importantly could he make a dad joke while doing it. because if not then I don't really think he has what it takes

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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

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talking about more things that are Canon To Me on account of being absurd and hilarious. gansey's European hot girl summer gets put to an ABRUPT end in Paris by him waking up to see Gansey Sr. sitting in the hotel room with a newspaper. world's awkwardest moment ever is gansey trying to put his shirt back on while his dad is waving goodbye to François. they stare at each other for a solid three minutes before gansey is like "well dad.... I suppose it is like you and Uncle Mike...." and gansey Sr who has been fucking his high school best friend for like 20 years is like well. Touche. and then they go to lunch and Sr's like I'm going to let this pass but if you don't go to American school your mother WILL disown you. and ganseys like UGHHHHHH

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you can’t filter 911 in a way that matters

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guy who has never lived with anyone other than his dad and his brother, who he's been cohabiting steadily with for almost 7 years: haha check it out, this loser still lives with his mom

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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots