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how the destiel meme comes across every time i see it
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.
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idk what the discourse is here but here's a brief summary of twitter for the past 3 months
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steam notifications
your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria
coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University
ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac
the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring
rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2
your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)
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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon
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hiiiiii everyone! my uncle desperately needs help with his medical bills. for the last year i've been his main (unofficial) caretaker and transportation, and at this point i've lost count of the hospital visits, surgeries, and medical emergencies. there's not a lot of resources to spare in my family to be able to help him out; so he's asked me to make this gofundme. goal is $3000.
any help is appreciated!!
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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid
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it seems pretty clear that the whole "birth rates would be better if childcare was free/working hours were less taxing/everything wasn't so expensive/etc." that is popular within leftism is cope. countries with such policies tend to have harsher declines, even, than countries without them (because women tend to be much better off in the former countries). the actual uncomfortable explanation is: women don't want to birth and rear that many children.
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