witchofmerrigod

[witchofmerrigod]

Oh hell no- I'm not going to be one of your test subjects on your magic gas thing!

I am not going to...give into these stupid...memories!

*I try and resist the flashbacks to everything I feared hated*

Oh no, I sure hope that I don't run into any delusional green-haired twintail-wearing bitch that has lightening magic who also stole my children thinking they were APPLES while on here-

[witchofmerrigod]

First off, rude. Second, you're acting pretty petty, so I'm not the only one who's immature here. Third, me leaving my children on the ground is none of your business!

I'm at least glad that they are away from you and your dear husband now, as long as they are happy, I don't mind who they're with.

I have a feeling you're going to try and use your lightening on me again even if I'm already dead, and since I'd rather not relive that pain, have a bad day, psycho bitch!

(OOC: i love you and your rp blogs so much- i hope i didn't overdue anything, i've never rp before)

Oh no, I sure hope that I don't run into any delusional green-haired twintail-wearing bitch that has lightening magic who also stole my children thinking they were APPLES while on here-

[witchofmerrigod]

Ok, jeez, I maybe did kill them. But really? You saw my babies as fruits of all things.

Also, that lightening magic that killed me hurt like hell. But I guess that being burned in a cramped oven makes us even, huh?

Plus, I'm sure Hansel and Gretel remember me better, so I'll never be erased fully.

Oh no, I sure hope that I don't run into any delusional green-haired twintail-wearing bitch that has lightening magic who also stole my children thinking they were APPLES while on here-

[witchofmerrigod]

Who, Me? The bitch? You make me laugh.

Though, I see that "poisoned" now also means being manipulated by your husband. And technically, I didn't kill them, my devotees did, get it right!

I will admit, commanding them to do so was fun.

Oh no, I sure hope that I don't run into any delusional green-haired twintail-wearing bitch that has lightening magic who also stole my children thinking they were APPLES while on here-

[witchofmerrigod]

Oh no, I sure hope that I don't run into any delusional green-haired twintail-wearing bitch that has lightening magic who also stole my children thinking they were APPLES while on here-

[witchofmerrigod]

No, it's fine. I do suppose some...people...have my appearance.

And yes, I do have a son. His name's Hansel. You two look a lot alike. Blond hair, blue eyes...

Huh…? Hello… you… look kind of like Father. Who are you?

— @subject-punishment

Father...? Do I really look like a man? Then again...I've met "some" men that look like me...

Anyways, I'm Meta. Meta Salmhofer. Who are you, little boy?

...And why do you look so much like my son-

[witchofmerrigod]

Virgin… Mother….? I don’t know what you mean by that….. but, Miss Salmhofer, are you mean too …? like those bullies who would pick and make fun of me …. you aren’t a mean bully too, right ? I don’t know if I can trust you after what i went through……

( 🐝 rp anon .. making an alt account is too embarrassing i fear . no i am not clarith /j )

Well, I don't really think I'm outright "mean" as much as I am sarcastic. But I do think that I won't bully you...unless you give me a reason to-

[witchofmerrigod]

Huh…? Hello… you… look kind of like Father. Who are you?

— @subject-punishment

Father...? Do I really look like a man? Then again...I've met "some" men that look like me...

Anyways, I'm Meta. Meta Salmhofer. Who are you, little boy?

...And why do you look so much like my son-

[witchofmerrigod]

Hello Meta, how do you think about your "Virgin Mother" title? Do you like it, don't care about it, or hate it?

It's...complicated...

On one hand, I do like that I didn't have to sleep with some man to have kids. Much rather have children that are really basically my own in almost all ways.

On the other...I didn't enjoy Project MA. I'd much rather have Hansel and Gretel be natural instead of them being born from some weird experiment that was led by some mad scientist (unlike me).

I suppose I'll go with neutral feelings, though I'm still figuring out how I feel about it.

[witchofmerrigod]

Oh hey look, two mothers.

Hello, used-to-be mother, in which point of time are you in?

@ec-oc-haan-t

Hello to you too, soldier. I'm watching over Gretel and Hansel after were stolen "adopted" by that Moonlit couple.

Or as I like to call them, that lightening bitch and her husband.

[witchofmerrigod]

I see that some of the people I've "met" are on here. I suppose I will join them too, since I don't have anything better to do.

I'm Meta Salmhofer, also known as the Witch of Merrigod (as well as Virgin Mother and Mem Aleph). If you have something to ask or something to say, just spit it out.

OOC: Hi! This is @luc1dl1lac's first ask blog. I wanted to try making an EC RP blog and who else but our favorite virgin mom??

Do keep the NSFW away though, that's mostly it I think.