witheringhouls
witheringhouls
Ratty bitch
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MINOR || any pronouns except she/her Art + writing requests welcome :D Chronic multi-shipper || expert procrastinator
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witheringhouls · 15 hours ago
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Successor
(Poster under the cut bcs I put my whole ass into it.)
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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We need more fanart of Mike Wheeler being a loser boyfriend, kissing the floor his bf walks on. Good day.
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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inofficial double date at the beach
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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If I ever start talking about the joys of animating take me out back and shoot me.
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping
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witheringhouls · 19 hours ago
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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honestly we’re gonna know if byler is canon after volume one. maybe the ga won’t catch on, but we will. honestly i’m gonna be sick continuing to watch even after knowing that wills feelings won’t be returned. idk how to cope if they just fucking waste this beautiful relationship m
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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Casual reminder that we would be nothing without black trans women
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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Types and stuff…
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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witheringhouls · 1 day ago
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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witheringhouls · 2 days ago
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stranger things 5 leaks (100% real)
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