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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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UNWARRANTED?

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woketale

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“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

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all time rlm moment from today's video

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this is what i mean when i like my mutual’s mental breakdown post

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the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

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they r going 2 eat him

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever

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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

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aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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