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Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

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oh my gosh, gag me with a spoon!

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;)

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starting to get sick of my ray gun

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the new lemon demon album is sitting on top of the elephants foot in chernobyl 

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NO COPS AT PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST THE SCIENCE TEAM AND THEIR FISTS

(rb > likes!)

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You might have a crush on them if

You try to call them every day

You’re rehearsing what to say

You’ve been working on a unified theory

You are the right one on your touch tone telephone

You are the only one on their AM radio

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elias what toppings do you like on your pizza

ELIAS:  [Enunciating carefully] Pizza.

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opinions on tunnels?

SASHA: I, um… I, I’m not a fan.

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Jon, there’s a spider on your desk

ARCHIVIST:  [shuddered] Oh god... uh, there’s a spider on my desk.

MARTIN:  I'll move it.

ARCHIVIST:  Right. Right. I'm in love with you...

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmichael

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i am creap.. am a weyrdo… what hell im do here 

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(,,O_O)

“Touch-Tone Telephone” with every second beat removed

it should be noted that I originally named this track “anxiety,” because the first time I heard it, I nearly panicked from how frantic and uncomfortable this sounds.

so, if music with escalating tension makes you upset…be prepared?

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have an awsome oumeno wednesday