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Children's novels are so funny because a character can die brutally but as long as nobody swears it's ok

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Coraline (2009) dir. Henry Selick

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also its never explicitly stated but it is IMPLIED that juno can read ritas notes and im absolutely taking that headcanon and running with it. first of all its like a little puzzle. its like enrichment for him, second of all it requires not only a deep understanding of rita as a person that only her bff forever could have but also for him to keep on top of all of her lastest hyperfixations as well as all her longstanding favourites.

she doesnt need him to make eyecontact and little noises when shes infodumping about love island season 897: survivor edition because when he reads her drawing of a neptunian daisy two weeks later he understands that shes referencing selena and orions first date which means the clients boyfriend kept taking him on dates suspiciously far from where either of them lived and thats why he thinks theyre cheating on him. this is the future of autism to autism communication.

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Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

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“We accept the reality of the world in which we are presented.”

-The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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“Majoring in gender studies to become a barista”

The notion that the humanities are unimportant compared to stem ultimately comes down to the fact that there’s less money in those fields. Capitalism breeds anti intellectualism

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𝔞 𝔠𝔲𝔭 𝔞 𝔡𝔞𝔶

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Art by: galactixy_illustrations on Instagram

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