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Fuck you, City of Ur!

If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!

Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!

Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!

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THEY ARE LITERALLY SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, OH MY GOSH

love how these are 2 paragraphs apart

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Tumblr addiction...

Also maybe getting addicted to hobbies, I dunno what I'm talking about though....

Really need to work on my Twitter addiction, all that site does is make me depressed, stressed and extremely paranoid... But I've got like 5k followers there</3

Any suggestions? 😭

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This is exactly why I wanted to stay in the aro community, y'all are so lovely :'D

Also, more context for the post...

I've thought for a while now that I'm on the aromantic spectrum, though I do still feel romantic attraction every blue moon if it's a Tuesday AND the other person likes me back. I was looking up when romantic attraction starts to develop in teens (I am a teen, by the way) and APPARENTLY, I can indeed just be a late bloomer. I even had a relationship once, where I did indeed feel romantic love.

Romance is still confusing and strange though. I also feel pretty alienated from the mainstream culture around it. So I'm staying here, because this is where I fit the best right now :D

I would like a romantic partner, because the last time I had one it was super cool and awesome, but like... I don't feel any romantic attraction to anyone atm... And I have no clue if anyone is attracted to me... So why would I do that... I can just read/write fics on AO3 and be happy with my friends instead...

TL;DR: I am now a spy for the aromantic nation. I gather intel on romantic attraction and report back with what I have found.

So like, I dunno if I'm actually on the aro spectrum or just still developing romantic attraction, but I really like it here, soo...

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you are strong

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So like, I dunno if I'm actually on the aro spectrum or just still developing romantic attraction, but I really like it here, soo...

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HOW DARE THEY

oh my god.

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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

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Just look at those curves!

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OH COME ON

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A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

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hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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you are important

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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

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you are loved

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I got an In Stars and Time animatic is out NOWWW!!!! 🌩️🌩️🌩️ IT'S PRETTY AWESOME!!!!