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everybody has that one wizard friend in the friend group, and even though they're always casting spells, it's okay to flirt with them a little bit every now and then. just because they're all powerful and constantly uttering incantations doesn't mean they don't want to be flattered. The next time your wizard friend is conjuring something you can let them know you think they're pretty. You don't have to of course, I just think they'd appreciate it

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i almost wish i could have been an 18-20 year old 196 femboy girlkisser blahaj enjoyer transfem but unfortunately i had the dark sorcerer hot on my heels in those uears. other things going on

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I made this image and it immediately started giving me a headache just by looking at it

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having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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We all know that one guy that’s probably getting neutered

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*evil spell*

*assorted herbs*

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oh you're a wizard huh? are you delving deep into the mysteries of the arcane? or are you just copying invocations from other people's spellbooks that you found on cauldronoverflow without fully understanding what they mean?

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Ill turn america into a necropolis of black iron and ash Thousands of miles wide

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me

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Gratuitous cursed goblet post.

Uranium glass goblet of fate. I keep my d20s in it.

I’m the proud owner of an irl cursed goblet.

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im three inches tall and i live in the grass

i ljooked you up on google and it showed me ant pictures

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Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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