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yeah when the puddle is your blood or in your lungs
Wizards I’m rather interested: what kind of magic is your favourite?
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sounds like something therapy could help with
I cast existential crisis!
Already had 34.
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wizard detective in training here. if i had to guess id say thats probably magic. hope this helps
*suspicious scuttling to the nearest pond*
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terraria zapinator
Can someone give me the template for the know your wizard thing? I can’t find it
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we need to know if he is a fart smella or a smart fella
Just a wee reminder that we currently have a lost tamster (tentacle hamster) in our care. If this belongs to anyone, we would be very grateful if you would claim it as soon as possible. If nobody claims it soon, we will probably have to start taking suggestions as to names.
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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i cast love and attention
Counterspell.
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like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lots and lots and lots and lots
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@squid-wizard and i have been building a cult in minecraft don't worry about it it's fine here's the art of us
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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted
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🎅🔎 looks like the detectives are getting festive... oh ho ho
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
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<3
Eh what the heck, screw limiting myself, Ill just list all of the people who mean a lot to me. So that all of you to know just how precious you are to me.
@gobodegoblin @fayewoods-2 @aileaxthevoidien @monsterfucker-research-wizard @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @villainessbian @nebulaaaaaa @pk-lovi-doodles @tranny-physiccs @transbian-arsonists @liz09655 @lixorloveslicorice @pansexualcake9 @the-necrobotanist @fuit--gummy @thatgayforkcrow @combustion-witch @resetium @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomest-bastard @sylvia42 @ashen-the-tiefling @blank0s @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @mephist0pheles @blooper-malte @dingberg @magical-bear-dubin @terrencetheshark14 @beccagalemarley @thegreenpea @eldritchdemonfox @cow-stealin-gal @funny-short-man @cadmium64 @crazyhairkid @vsgroundnet @drew-bard-for-hire @aurorasystem @skulkie @mersinia @disasterofahuman @coelii @justsomespiders @apples9 @good-wizard @carnivalwizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @redavatar101 @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem
(Will continue in reblog)
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