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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

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Pov you fucked up

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WIZARD Wednesday! I lined some sketchies of my WIZARD pals I found in my WIZARD sketchbook! @humm-bird @fallow-grove

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for the various people and persons who like doing these

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Wizards!

I get it ok? You love showing each other up and you love competition. But please stop building your towers so high and worse, changing the height dynamically.

That shit sucks cause, when I'm on a 3 am munchies run to the nearest convenience store and your shitty tower suddenly grows straight into my flight path, I'm gonna hit it. It's 3 am, I'm drunk and Im flying impaired, I don't know whose tower I trashed last night but you deserve it. High tower bad. Growing tower worse.

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*chasing eater with a stick*

every day I wake up and for what.

@skulkie @not-wizard-council-aristocrat

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did 3" by 3" frescos in art history... made da wizrd. wouldge you like to see?

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Castedpilled spellmaxxer

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Wizard spell of Fuck This I'm Going Back To Bed!

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Hey do you want some absinthe? Its perfectly safe to drink I wrommy (wizard prommy)

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the alchemist that created substances such as "ibuprofen" and "acetaminophen" is truly the best of us

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what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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My Friend: dude that ring is totally cursed. You’re gonna get mad wicked in a bad way man

Me: whaaat? Nahhhhh. This ring is *completely* fine!

The ring:

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Wizard Drip Reveal!

Photo credits to my friend Jacob :) Instagram

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Are you telling me he cast fireball in front of everyone and nobody has said anything???