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a formation of cute spectral archers has been summoned to destroy your location

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living by my awesome sword #mysword

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts

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“Um, sir? I have a question… once you’re done casting a spell it’s supposed to stop right? It’s supposed to disappear and not keep going? Ok… I’m having a problem with my fireball spell.”

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There is a witch in the woods, so watch out, it’s witch nesting season and they bite

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sparkangel-crackling-shootas <- you if you had lightning powers

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

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hi sludge wizard apparently nuance is a punishable offense please walk past these giant teeth behind me

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i can finally show off the Necromancer trench since theyre going into production now!

100% cotton twill outside, cotton printed lining inside, sizes s-3xl! the initial release will be limited but if they sell well theyll be back, with other designs too 🤍

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Facing the Devourer

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Into the belly of the beast

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Close ups and alternate under the cut

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Ooh a lil spell Ooh what was that in the darkness we just saw Ooh it's probably nothing <|:)

Faster version under the cut