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It's not about eating, it's the utility of biting and the intimidation tactic or gnashing. Do you mean to tell me it doesn't matter to you if your undead horde can gnash their teeth? If a severed skull can still clamp down on an unsuspecting ankle?

I'm gonna animate all of my gargoyles I bet they'd make great minions

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If you're employing skeletons then, union or not, it is in YOUR best interest to make sure they have dental. As my grandfather used to say, "The teeth are the bones of the mouth".

I'm gonna animate all of my gargoyles I bet they'd make great minions

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If you want your hordes to be properly motivated, there must at least be the *promise* of yaoi or yuri to remember what they are fighting for.

And if you want them to believe your promises you'll need to deliver eventually.

Is there yuri in the hordes of the undead?

WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YAOI NOR YURI

WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR

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I actually know 2 vampires who have found solutions to ethically sourcing food, but one of them is a massive plagiarist and the other is *still* trying to get me to buy NFTs, so I'm not sure either of them actually count as totally ethical vampires.

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The energy fire got them.

Classic newbie rune containment failure.

I was about to pen “My moleskine is the new tumblr” in my little black book but I lost control of my hand and drew a complicated mandala that started an energy fire

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From a forensic standpoint, is your collection of bones big enough that a few new ones being added would not stick out in any way?

From an anthropological standpoint could I come take a look at all the bones you’ve collected. For science.

HMMMMMM

ONLY IF YOU GIVE THEM BACK

[wizard-of-external-combustion]

Welcome tiny brethren! May your logs be damp and your grubs fat!

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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Beginner (reward: 5 gold each)

Drink Water (minimum 8oz/125mL)

Eat one (1) treat

Look out the window

Intermediate (reward: 50 gold each)

Go to a place that makes you feel happy

Do a bodyweight exercise (min 5 reps or 10 second hold)

Find an animal and observe it for 2 minutes

Advanced (reward 5000 gold each)

Learn & Memorize three (3) new Runes or Wards

Locate the Grimoire of Linfalinor

Defeat the Skeleton Lord terrorizing Outer Emitsville

Good morning who has a side quest for me today?

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When you think you've outmanoeuvred their pack tactics, that's when the kobolds bust out the flak tactics.

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Secret Kobold Smithing Technique!

for @runicknight

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I need to be an evil wizard

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.