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those little leaks from a bladder giving out is cute. you're trying so hard to hold back that it comes out in spurts and leaks. if i push on your bladder, it become a jet. with each leak, it gets harder and harder to stop and regain control. or maybe you're so desperate to keep holding that you take your time leaking and squirting which feels torturous.

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god i love pee dancing

it’s the sign of someone totally unable to hold back their urges, on the verge of wetting themselves

perhaps they want to be discreet, or they just don’t wanna embarrass themselves in a crowd, but they have to pee so bad and they’ll wet themselves if they aren’t moving around constantly

their body’s only defense from peeing right there is hip wiggling, stepping from foot to foot and jiggling their legs

i love it

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thinking about... casual control... like. someone else just being In Charge of your bladder... they don't necessarily make you hold all the time or whatever but they decide when you go, and whether you drink more than usual... you have to ask every time you wanna go, and if they don't answer whatever text or call, you just don't. sometimes they tell you the rules for the day bc theyre busy, like you can have a morning pee but then you can't go until you have three glasses, or you go every hour, or you wake up and they say they'll be back tomorrow and don't answer whether you can pee in the morning or not, so you're stuck knowing your bladder won't be emptying til tomorrow morning at the earliest... oh it makes me feel so dizzy and excited thinking about it, just knowing my bladder does not belong to me, I don't decide what to do with it, someone else does 💖

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Subs who insist they don’t have to pee. Even when their dom asks them multiple times if they need to go, they deny it, and just sit there with their hands stuffed between their crotch and squirming like nothing is wrong. (Of course the dom knows they’re bs’ing, but if the sub is gonna be defiant then they have a lesson to learn!)

Subs who don’t admit they actually really needed to go until they’re already leaking so badly that they’re soaking through their clothes and the evidence is undeniable that somebody had an accident

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Want to make someone piss themself so bad I had a dream about it. :P

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Thought about making someone hold it in saying nooo cmon let's keep going there'll be a restroom up ahead until they're bouncing and begging and saying they really gotta then taking them aside to say okay. Show me then. Show me how badly you have to. Do it.

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"please stop im gonna piss myself" top ten hottest sentences in the english language

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telling myself i can piss after The Task is done is a surefire way to leave me bursting and horny and with an unfinished task. and yet i keep doing it to myself.

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Quit looking for the toilet, I told you to hold it in.

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The best thing is when someone says

"No hun. Your bladder isn't full. You'll be fine"

I love manipulation like that 🥺

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cold winter night with a dear friend and you're both nice and warm in blankets and with the heating on. and both of you end up needing to pee but it's soooo cold outside of this room and neither of you want to leave the blankets or the warmth to go to the bathroom. thinking about that.

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had puppy in a mating press and he came so hard he wet the bed

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Holding contest? Great, wonderful.

Casually holding + wetting with friends/partners? Awesome, incredible.

The world needs more of both!

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On a similar note to that last post, what if you’re making out with one straddling the other’s lap-

As a way of suggesting you take it farther (and/or maybe out of sheer desperation), the one on top lets go of a very full bladder.

Oh well, now you’re both wet, time to get naked, proceed from there, you know how it goes.

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Imagining someone pissing theirself to start a sexual encounter. Like, what’s a better way to say “Let’s fuck,” than wetting in front of you to get you horny? The clothes will need to come off anyways~

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Need to feel skin on skin, need to be somebody’s person, need to be needed.

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You know what I want ? I want someone to sit on my lap with their bladder full, squirming and whining and telling me they can't keep it in, really, they're going to burst. They take deep breathe, try to squeeze their legs shut, bounce and try to talk just to distract themselves.

And I shush them, I tell them it's okay, tell them how good they're doing... and I massage their bladder, I play with what I find under their skirt, until finally, finally they can't hold on anymore.

I can already imagine the warmth spreading over both of us, the sounds, the smell. The moaning in my hear, their entire body relaxing, the irresistible urge to hump each other...