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hes a cutie patootie

love this old man. He's so father

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Dear GOD. I have nothing appropriate to say when I see this era of James

The hair, the glasses, the slutty tank top, the tattoos, his shoulders, that random blonde? streak, the gray starting to peak through...LAWD HAVE MERCY

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James try to be normal when there's a camera on him challenge go

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Do you accept asks?

I do but I'm terrible at responding to them 😭🙏 I like reading the different ideas though

There's always the slim chance I'll be motivated to write something 😁

Also random and not related to this at all but I love James' hand writing. Its so messy 😭

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"OH Yippie!! A new fic to read and enjoy, I sure hope there isn't anything terrible in it!!"

"Daddy"

:(

Sorry, but I cannot stand it. It makes me so uncomfy, literally cannot keep reading if I see that word 😭

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ugh i’m sorry i hate james’ hair slicked back he looks like my grandpa 😭😭😭

i miss the overgrown fluffy look 😞

Same 🥹☹️

I love his fluffy hair so much 😭 Especially when he has it all nice and neatly combed and swooped over at the beginning of concerts and by the end it's a mess 😩

His gray/silver is literally so sexy, he the most handsome man ever 🙏

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James going on tour and unfortunately can't go with him. Your heart is heavy at the morning parting at the airport, James squeezes his arms around you one last time and presses a kiss against your lips before giving you a sad smile and leaving you there to be on your own for a few months. You go back home and everything is normal but quiet and empty without him. A few weeks go by before you realize your favorite pair of underwear is nowhere to be seen, you think nothing of it, assuming you just miss placed them somewhere.

Then one night while you're sitting at the table trying to eat your lonely dinner your phone buzzes with a message from James. You almost choke on your food as you open it to be met with a very...compromising...video of him. His recording hand is clearly shaking, you can hear his grunts and moans from behind the camera, your name slipping from his lips. Your eyes are focused on the image of his hand stroking his cock, your favorite panties wrapped around it. He'd be muttering how much he misses you. Your smell, your touch, your tight little cunt. And as if just the thought of you was enough, he'd spill his copious amounts of cum out onto your panties and all over his stomach.

He'd end the video with saying he wishes you were there and tells you how he'd make you wear the soaked panties around the house the rest of the night. Then casually he'd send you a message like this after:

"Good night, Baby. I love you and miss you, kisses ❤️❤️"

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I love him so much. I'm never not thinking about being his wife 🥹 Waking up next to him in the morning, he's awake, his sleepy eyes already watching you, his hand in your hair as he gently scratches your scalp. He'd smile softly as he watches your eyes open and look at him. He scoots closer and wraps his arms further around you, pulling you against his chest and placing a small kiss on your forehead. He smiles softly to himself as he feels you cuddle up further and let out a content sigh.

"Morning sleepy girl," He mutters softly, his voice groggy with lingering sleep. You hum in response, pushing your hands under his soft T-shirt and feeling his warm skin underneath. You'd both stay like that for a while, quietly cuddled up as you relax and wake up together not quite wanting to start the day.

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He looks so stupid sometimes (I mean that lovingly)

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Did James get the cross on his hand touched up? I don't remember it being that dark or prominent

It looks like a fresh tattoo instead of faded like his others...maybe there's another new one hidden somewhere 🙏

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I think maturing and growing up and accepting yourself isn't thinking "oh, I'm beautiful the way I am." No, it's accepting the fact that yes you are actually kind of ugly but in a good way. Am I the beauty standard? Absolutely not, I'm kinda ugly. But I'm ugly in a strange, weird looking fantasy creature way and I love that. I look like some weird little bug you see on the sidewalk and have to stop to study because you're like what the hell is that thing.

Everyone wants to look the same nowadays but nobody wants to look like a weird little elf alien thing. You are all BORING. that's so boring. Why do you want to look like everyone else when you could look like yourself and find the strange little creatures you resemble.

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List of all my random short "fics"

these are all just James btw

Fluff

Domestic

Cuddles

By the Fire

Grandkids

Close to him

Kisses

Deaf Daughter

Sweethearts

More cuddling

Teen dad James

Overly emotional

Highschool sweethearts

On your period

Smut

Old man James

Growling

Morning Sex

Squirting

Freak

Head and more head

Curves

Jerking off

Not so casual sex

Sugar daddy

Arms and shoulders

Bent over

Backshots

Thigh riding

Random?

Manly

Beefcake

Angry

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Imagine just being able to come home to this man and call him your husband

This literally so giving father who works as a mechanic and lives in a little two bedroom home with his wife and their two children and their new puppy or kitten they just got.

He comes home to his wife, you, who greets him with a kiss and tells him that dinner is almost ready. While he's waiting for dinner to be finished up he goes and finds the kids who are playing in their room and joins them. You can hear their squeals and giggles from down the hall which causes you to smile and your heart to flutter. When you call them all for dinner you can hear two pairs of little footsteps running down the hall, followed by James who is chasing them with a grin on his face. He scoops your youngest up and gives her kisses before placing her in her chair at the table.

You all eat your meal together, the kids rambling on about nothing in particular and you and James sharing an account of the day you had. After dinner you'd all curl up on the couch together and watch a movie, James would have his arm slung around your shoulder, you curled against one side. Your son would be cuddled against his other side. Your daughter was laying across both of your laps, already soundly sleeping.

After the movie was over James would scoop her up and carry her to bed, your son trailing along behind him. You two would tuck them both in, giving them each a kiss on the forehead before retiring to your own bed for the night, cuddling up in each other's arms.

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Need him domestically

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Currently thinking about James just doing typical "man" things. Chopping wood, fixing cars, hunting, doing typical house maintenance like fixing a sink or something...I'd be standing off to the side drooling the whole time while he did those things.

You guys live on a heavily wooded property and he's in the backyard in one of those slutty little tank tops of his swinging an axe for some fire wood. You can literally see his chest glistening with sweat, it dripping down his neck. His forearms and biceps are flexed with each swing, he's making soft grunting noises each time. You'd just be standing in the kitchen staring at him through the window completely mesmerized. If he noticed you he'd just flash you his handsome smile and throw you a wink before going back to chopping...🤤

Or your car was having trouble so he was taking a look at it for you, rambling on about things and explaining them to you like you understood. He'd pop the hood and go to work fixing whatever it was while you stood off to the side watching closely. Not to figure out what he's doing but just to watch hands, his long fingers reaching into a small crack to unscrew a bolt. And after he was done fixing everything he'd come back inside with oil smeared on him...I'd definitely offer to give him a bath 😋

Or seeing him out in his workshop just tinkering away on whatever small project he was busying himself with. Maybe he's building you something. A shelf for your books, a desk for your sewing room, a to little lap table to put your laptop on when you're sitting in bed or on the couch. You'd cherish anything he gave you for life just because he made it with his own two hands.

And those same calloused hands would hold you so gently. He'd feel the fabric of your blouse or dress under them (the ones he bought you) whispering under his breath how pretty you looked, tucking your hair behind your ear, randomly deciding to slow dance with you at any moment around the house. If you're out in public he never lets you walk next to the road, he'll always hold the door for you, offer you his arm to hold.

He'd make you feel so safe in his arms and to him that would be his greatest accomplishment. He'd be exactly the man you needed to be the woman you wanted to be. And you know damn well with how much he does for you you'll gladly be cooking him up a good meal every night, mending any of his torn clothes for him, rubbing his sore back or arms after a long day.

He's so husband

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The boots oh lord

STEP ON ME PLEASE 🙏 OR LET ME RIDE TH- *gunshot*

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Yeah the slicked back hair is hot but I still prefer it like this. All fluffy and fuzzy 🥹🙏

Grow it back out please, for me 😭🙏

Love of my life 🥹

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has everyone seen that james image of him naked…. not the naked truth…. 😭😭😭 his ass is HUGE

I came across it on twitter a while ago and was immediately jump scared by how much fucking cake that man has back there 😭 I know its wrong but I can't help but think about it often...😞🙏

Forever burned into my eyelids but I'm not complaining