wizard-techno-wizard
wizard-techno-wizard
Can't we ever stumble into somewhere nice?
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wizard-techno-wizard · 21 days ago
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the fate of a journalist
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wizard-techno-wizard · 21 days ago
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wizard-techno-wizard · 2 months ago
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you better start believing in the scatman's world... you're living in it
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wizard-techno-wizard · 2 months ago
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if a sims movie is truly being made, i want it to be a horror movie where they do not acknowledge being sims and there is no evidence of them being sims except that they speak simlish and have plumbobs. i want ladders disappearing from pools and strangers breaking into houses and random basement prisons and people catching on fire while making macaroni. the whole thing must be in simlish with subtitles like a foreign film. that’s the only way you’ll get me to watch it.
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wizard-techno-wizard · 2 months ago
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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welcome back 2014 marvel tumblr
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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i think we should start having episodes which are direct sequels to first/second doctor era serials, but only the missing ones, so that ncuti gatwa can look beautiful and deliver a fantastic monologue as he realises with horror where he is... and then we cut to a single poor-quality frame of william hartnell grimacing
#dw
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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entry level weed for beginners
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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To my uk trans people and allies out there.
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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If you don’t get pulled over, it doesn’t count
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wizard-techno-wizard · 3 months ago
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