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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

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being turned into a dragon as a punishment is so inherently funny. we’re sentencing you to become a beautiful magical creature that can live indefinitely and breathe fire and kill men with your bite. oh nooooooooo. anything but thattttttt. bad news, I’m a reptile. good news, I no longer have to pay my tithe to the church.

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For the ones that need it today

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I can do this to you on purpose you know. I'm actually usually trying to. It's just really hard to control who gets the cookies that I make at my magic cookie factory....

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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This is sexual somehow isn't it 🤨

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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evil wizard fit check, go

robe

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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"Prophetic dream" that warns the PCs about the coming evil was just a dream. You all look really stupid going to the darkest lands and exploring the castle of blood because you had a weird dream. All the goblins are laughing at you.

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a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car

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Gotta make sure it passes the quality check

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My dense and encroaching bubble storm is on a regular cadence. The city hall has it on the weekly calendar for at least the next 3 years. Today's will be a deep purple with reflective shine in the pink spectrum. If eaten, they will taste briefly of pork chashu before death.

If this doesn't fit with your plans, then please change them.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up