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tried anal for the first time yesterday. it was 8 inches and the way it slid in made me so fucking wet

i’ve never cum so hard 😵‍💫 might be a natural anal slut

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-you come to mid-cough, blinking into consciousness as your foggy eyes fail to adjust to your surroundings. no, wait, that's not your eyes but the haze around your head, seeping back into your lungs with every fresh inhale, burning just enough for you to cough again.

you whine on an exhale, feeling fuzzy and muzzy and something else along those lines. a chuckle, along with the gentle pleasure of a warm hand drifting over your cheek, curving around the back of your neck, bringing your head up to-

the glass presses against your lips and you grimace away from it. no, you don't need any, you don't-

"Open your mouth, sweetheart. You wanted to smoke with me, right?"

-and you breathe in again, taking it in until you're coughing against the cold glass, until your head is spinning and the room is muted and far away. your head lolls to the side, trying to avoid the rest of the smoke.

"...fault for having a high tolerance, gorgeous. I'm just doing like you asked."

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You deserve sloppy toppy for that alone

Sorcerer who can't cum without accidentally casting something, and so they can only edge when they masturbate, because otherwise their neighbors will very quickly know something is up.

Next door, a paladin's harboring the worst case of blue-balls because their hot neighbor keeps unintentionally projecting mental images of their jerk off sessions.

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Great.

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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

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Oh my god you put it entirely into words, yeah. Literally was trying to figure out how to explain this to a friend earlier

Vent post? Kinda? Maybe? Idk, there's pup shit in here, but I am talking about my shit ass mental health, so beware

I've got a miserable combination of mental health disorders, including major depressive and persistent depressive disorder comorbidly, aka "double depression", as well as BPD and a laundry list of other shit I won't bore you with, which I'm sure as you can imagine it is very Not Fun, especially when I get in really bad depressive episodes like the one I am currently experiencing.

it pains me to admit that i can't take care of myself when I'm like this, but i can't, and i don't like asking for help because I am a staunchly independent person. that also reveals a little more of why i am the brat that I am. It is never mentally easy for me to submit, I've built up far too many defences for that, so I need someone to push me. In a way, it's kind of like pulling off a bandaid. It'll sting a little no matter what, but it'll be easier if someone does it for you.

When my mental health is at a low there will be stretches of several days where I can't move, can't speak, can't sleep. I'm just locked in my own head as my thoughts get increasingly darker and more violent.

Sometimes, I just need someone to take me out of my head for a bit. Replace all of my complicated and aggressive thoughts with nothing but the single, simple requirement of serving.

Being someone's puppy allows me a much needed reprieve from being me for a little while because for those few glorious moments, I don't have to be an engineer, president, organizer, or chairman because I'm not even a person, I'm just a puppy.

All aspects of petplay are fun, but the feeling of peace and freedom? letting someone else make the hard choices for a while? fuck, that might as well be heaven on earth.

I find a small amount of solace in the knowledge that despite that I am an irreparably twisted and broken man, at least i can hopefully still make for a halfway decent pup.

TL;DR: I'm mega fucked in the head, and the best solution for that is getting fucked out of my head while being told to bark like a good dog.

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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honest.. it needs to be better known that you can get phalloplasty without a vaginectomy (= keeping the vagina), you can get phalloplasty with or without 'burying' your t-dick (aka its either in the phallus or remains outside of it/accessible), you can get phalloplasty with or without creating testicles, you can get phalloplasty with or without urethral lengthening, and there are multiple options for graft sites outside of arm or thigh grafts.

i knew pretty much none of this before i happened upon the blog of someone who had phalloplasty without vaginectomy. this is all stuff a surgeon would explain to you - but you may never consult a surgeon if you, like i did, think the only option available for phalloplasty is forearm graft phalloplasty with testicles, vaginectomy, clitoral burial and urethral lengthening, and that doesnt work for you.

phalloplasty in general is misrepresented terribly all over the place and many, many people say "i dont want bottom surgery because phalloplasty cant give me (x) result" and the one thing holding them back will be something thats entirely possible. meanwhile the main thing you hear about phalloplasty in the community is "the technology isnt there yet" "it doesnt look good/natural" "its not functional" etc etc, and while that may be true for many people, i suspect the lack of information about what a post-op phallus can actually look, feel and function like and the options you have regarding the surgery play a big role in the really bad reputation it gets and makes a lot of people completely give up on a surgery theyd really want because theyve been fed outdated and incomplete ideas about it.

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Here’s another fun game for you to earn an orgasm. I‘m going to charge your vibrator for you…just partially though.

Then you get to use it however you want…there is just one rule: as soon as you cum, the vibrator has to remain on your clit on the highest setting until it dies.

I bet you’re quite sensitive after you‘ve cum, so you probably want to hold off until it‘s almost empty so you don’t get tortured for too long. Maybe you can even time it right such that it shuts off at just the right moment after you enjoyed a wonderful orgasm.

But you should probably stay close to the edge and not wait too long or you might not get a chance to cum at all before the battery dies…or have it die just as you go over the edge, ruining your long-awaited orgasm.

Time to show me how badly you really need to cum. Are you desperate enough to take the chance and possibly endure the vibrator on full power right your clit, forcing you to cum multiple times until you’re begging for it to end? Or are you taking the risk of staying denied because you think you can time it just right and earn yourself the orgasm you crave for?

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Hi, I missed you freaks, sorry about the months-ling silence I was severely mentally ill

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Happy New Year from my messiest OCs!

[Malori and Velverosa from the WEBTOON "Mage & Demon Queen"]

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the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.

please share this spreadsheet widely

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the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.

please share this spreadsheet widely

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in los angeles, the historically Black community of altadena has been decimated by the ongoing eaton fire.

afropunk has created a spreadsheet of gofundmes of displaced Black individuals and families affected by the current los angeles fires. the list is constantly being updated.

please donate what you can and share widely.

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Me and who