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Game Changer idea

It starts like the first Noise Boys episode: Sam introduces Brennan, Zac, and Josh, welcome to game changer, he’s been here the whole time, “players, while I do love the direction we’ve gone with make some noise, I have to admit that I miss hearing you three make silly animal noises.”

Sam looks up at Josh and says, “Josh, your word is cow” a picture of a cow comes on screen, “no problem,” Josh makes the best cow sound you’ve ever heard in your life, Sam says, “sorry Josh that’s not the answer we were looking for… Zac your word is duck,” a picture of a duck comes on the screen, Zac makes a very convincing duck sound, which he doesn’t get points for, of course; this keeps going for a couple of rounds. The crew is laughing, the players are getting frustrated, Brennan has this look on his face like he’s trying to figure out how in the world the game works. Josh’s next word is cat, a picture of Sam’s cat comes on the screen, after Josh doesn’t get the point, Brennan asks if he can try, Sam says sure why not.

“Brennan, your word is cat”

“Cat, c-a-t, cat.

“Brennan… that is correct”

It’s a spelling bee episode but the words keep getting harder and more confusing. Homophones, names of medications, silent letters, ghost words, Zzyzx California, long phrases, words you’ve never even heard of that Sam may or may not be making up on the spot to mess with Brennan specifically.

They film for 12 hours. Brennan wins.

The prize is a dictionary, “so you can keep practicing your great spelling at home”

“That does it for us at game changer, I’m your host Sam Reich, reminding you that it’s r-e-i-c-h not r-i-e-c-h, goodnight!”

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Someone get on dwarf hrt, stat!

Elf HRT Month 2: February!

Finally I'm getting some noticeable changes...

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Muahahaha...

Bread.

Little shop of horrors community, make a sandwich, I’ll go first:

Bread.

(You are allowed to tag a moot to get them involved!!)

(No pressure: @ohnoitsjetster @lithuanianking )

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hypothetically, are you actually a wizard of bones?? /hj

Yeah obviously

Are you actually an unraveling unknown?

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top 5... pastas

5. Spaghetti

4. Shells

3. Thin Spaghetti

2. Ravioli

1. Cavatappi

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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>100000. Gnomes and halflings (short)

Elf behavior

Top 5 classic fantasy races

1. I’m AEAD (assigned elf at discord) on account of my height, offputting ego and demeanor, and expected longevity

2. Orc. Enough said

3. Dwarf. Like orcs but less and not green

4. Gnoll. the yeena

5. [intentionally left blank to show disdain for anything lower on the list]

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100000. Gnomes and halflings (short)

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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

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Down to the lack of capitalization!

"hey psst, wanna buy some cubes" by Tomislav Jagnjic

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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW

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Oh my goodness hi skeletor I'm a big fan!

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bones!! hey bones guess what

"What are you top 5 most favourite songs of all time? send this to 5 of your favourite followers when you answer! if you get a second one say your top five favourite artists and if you get a third say your top 5 favourite albums!"

Hm

I feel like it would be redundant to say 5 dwarf songs, so I'm going go diversify.

1. When the Hammer Falls - Clamavi de Profundis

2. El Chaltén - Alpine Universe

3. Once Again - Tristam

4. Autumn Lights - Green Lads

5. Final Battle - Waterflame

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Keyboard is faster

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Nono this checks out. Silver makes you go ag, Lead makes you go pb, and Helium makes you go he

Hg is mercury because you eat it and you go hg

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