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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing
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you should never shave your bush because what if you got turned into a vampire right after and were bald forever. fate worse than death
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Wrestling interviews where they don’t break kayfabe are so funny because it’ll just be like normal sports interview shit until the guy is like well when my buddy Blade Daniels accepted the dark crystal into his heart I thought it was all over
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This is so wholesome
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Havent posted anything here in a while,,,, have some devils minion
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1973 Avon Unicorn Cologne Bottle
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Beloved I have something I must share with you, something that has weighed on my black heart quite heavily... No, this isn't about the blood splatter on the interior of the BMW, which you can't prove was me either way. This is much more serious. I will be resigning from the Vampire Gamers discord server this afternoon, and I wish for your opinion on my farewell letter. There are many members whose conversation I will greatly miss, but I simply cannot abide by the fascistic ban recently put in place on suicide bate. How else am I to express my frustration when a fellow member claims Assassin's Creed Valhalla is superior to Odyssey? Someone must take a stand, and it seems I am the only one with the backbone to do so. ...Yes of course the other members are real vampires, they are all personally vetted by the Dark Lord himself, xXDraculaDick420Xx. I shall leave my manuscript on your desk.
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I cannot stress enough that this is a key component of Trump's appeal

10 long years ago, Trump went down the stupid escalator and was as openly ugly, rude, and anti-social as possible. People admired him for it. They liked that he faced no consequences for it. They wanted to be like him. He allowed them to take off the mask. Every time Trump shits on all sense of decency, his cum stain supporters cheer because they want to be rude and horrible to their enemies (Democrats and minorities). People are much openly meaner now than they were 10 years ago, and it's because Trump and the GOP have not only normalized anti-social behavior, but made it political praxis. To put it simply, Trump being a fundamentally bad person is appealing to his supporters because every single one of them is also a bad person.
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Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), father with chick, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia
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#sorry but jedidiah is eating paul's soft upper-crust ass alive#iwtv#sinners#paul de pointe du lac#jedidiah moore#oh people in the notes really forgot the moores are sharecroppers and paul has never worked a day in his life huh
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what if instead of being vampires they went to kindergarten…. just a glimpse into my twisted mind
#not monopoly fjdjdhhdhd#3 whole minutes before lestat is flipping that whole table and throwing a temper tantrum#iwtv
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