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the “feminine urge” is just my impulsiveness but yassified

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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where’s the kissing with tongue pride flag

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Thank you to Harry Styles for Matilda and Boyfriends. How did he know every man in my life would be a gigantic let down.

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elloooooo

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happy Thursday the 20th

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could say i’m ending 2021 on a positive note.

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My greatest achievement here on tumblr is that i tricked cool people into following me

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Callout post just for me on this beautiful monday morning

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i <3 this so much !!

little women

playlist

based on the 2019 version

chapter i: the evans girls | chapter ii: the holiday party | chapter iii: love hurts sometimes | chapter iv: christmas with the evans | chapter v: pickled limes and bleeding hands | chapter vi: the slug club/iced out | chapter vii: annie moffat’s party | chapter viii: marriage is an economic proposition | chapter ix | chapter x | chapter xi | chapter xii | chapter xiii | chapter xiv | chapter xv | chapter xvi | chapter xvii | epilogue

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Good morning (at 11:30pm), god is fucking test me today. Love her in the atheist way but can she stop <3

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fred weasley is fucking hot

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hey besties, specifically for the Edinburgh followers but everyone else be careful, The Alexander Graham Bell (Wetherspoons pub in town) has staff under police investigation for spiking drinks with Ketamine. Please please please be careful!!

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‼️SCOTTISH FOLLOWERS‼️ also TW drugs, spiking drinks, injection marks

Ok so THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, i don’t know how many of you on here are Scottish but this also applies to girls/females/femme presenting people!!

Recently since clubs etc have opened on Scotland again there had been a rise in drink spiking through use of pills etc so first off please please please be careful and wary at all times of who your drink is exposed to, cover it or hand it to someone trusteorthy if you need the toilet.

But now since men have become aware that we know about their spiking they have resorted to NEEDLES AND INJECTION, it started off in clubs in EDINBURGH but it has now spread up to GLASGOW clubs also. So please stay safe if you are going out, stick in groups of people and if you suspect one of your pals have been spiked, stay with them, let bar/staff know, make sure they get home safe and not with any strangers, call NHS 24 or 999 if their condition deteriorates.

This is absolutly disgusting that this is happening, and even more disgusting that all that can and is being done is people telling us to ”be safe” i know its wrong and we’ll fight that but for now i’ll be posting screenshots of different tips etc on this matter to help you all feel safer when out and how to detect this disgusting thing.

I know the quality is shite so this is what it says in the small print

Thursday night Nice N Sleazy/Firewater, spiked by injection.

Hey guys, just wanted to put on here that we think my friend was spiked by injection on Thursday night. We don’t know where it happened but we were at Nice N Sleazy and outside Firewater. Luckily she was with people all night and got home safe but we noticed the mark on her back when we got home and thought it didn’t look too good (picture below). She was also acting more drunk than normal and can’t really remember anything from 12:30 am - 4am. The parts she can remember she couldn’t see anything, so we are 98% sure that she was spiked by injection! We called NHS 24 but they couldn’t really do anything at the time. Just be careful out there and look out for your friends xx

Below are some useful slides on how to detect a spiked drink!

I’ll reblog with more images etc but please please reblog this and spread awareness for everyone!

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Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

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i kinda miss groupchats. guess you don’t know what you have until it’s gone 💔😢