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The honest answer would be that they're building one of those stupid elaborate sand castles.
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on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
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Aidbiehdishdjdidhdf I love them theyre such sillies!
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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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Having Marc Hudson from Dragonforce voicing the vocalist of the Hayashi Performers in the DAN DA DAN English dub WAS NOT ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD!!!!!
THIS SHIT IS FUCKIn' FIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sure would be a shame if thousands of people saw this...
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