Hogwarts house + Oscar Wilde quotes
“There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.”
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date someone who doesn’t make fun of people sorted into hufflepuff.
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everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later
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Okay I’ve got it. Jason Momoa is a soulful artist turned boat mechanic after his baby sister Auli'i Cravalho was placed in his care. At sixteen, her goals include winning the upcoming inter-school gymnastics competition, getting an A in maths, and finding love for her stupid big brother. She keeps setting him up with tourists coming to Hawai'i - Uzo Aduba, Oscar Isaac, Andy Samberg (they have a hilarious bro date), Angel Coulby, etc.
But then! His childhood best friend, John Cho, has returned to the island after years away, and all of Jason’s old quiet pining returns. Auli'i realises this, and shenanigans ensue involving all the previous dates and basically half the island.
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Arthur Weasley: Well, I manage my department, and I’ve been doing that for several years now. And, Merlin, I’ve learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Molly Weasley: Your department’s just you, right?
Arthur Weasley: Well, yes, Molly dear, but I am not easy to manage.
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savage
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you know if i had to choose anyone to knock down my door and threaten my family at midnight, i’d definitely pick hagrid
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