x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers
“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm
“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man
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god knew what she was doing when she made bruno mars short if he had been tall he would be too powerful
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I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ
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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!
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That fact that anyone working with food in America doesn’t have guaranteed paid sick days is a health hazard to the public.
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SQUIRTLE NOOOOOO
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how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney
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i think oceans 8 looks dykey & great but it’s worth noting all the white protagonists are upper class professionals and all the women of color protagonists are……street conman! jewlery bootlegger! hacker but like the kind that lives in a shitty apartment! and that’s it. Women-fronted movies have long been having issues with racial dynamics let’s try to change that yes thanks
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things I know about brazil:
jungle
jesus statue
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my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal
me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:
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This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it
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2018 = TWENTYGAYTEEN. NO HETERO TOLERANCE POLICY STRAIGHTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE GAYS.
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What is it about fandom’s sheer inability to give a fuck when minorities get racial slurs and dehumanizing comments but the millisecond their white fave is called ugly or a bad actor THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW?
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