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Dark Netflix Series Explained With Office References

watching every episode of Dark like

Jonas, when he first discovered time travelling 

literally every character when they are asked to explain things

Jonas when Adam shot Martha

Hannah, whenever bad things happen to her

Adam and Eve throughout the show

the writers @everyone 

Eve explaining the loop like

older Jonas

Ulrich @ Helge Doppler in every dimension 

season 3 episode 7 summarizing each timeline like

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For a moment, time will stand still. DARK | 3·08

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That’s St. Christopher. The patron saint of travelers. That’s a nice thought. Someone carrying us on our journey. Someone watching over us.

DARK (2017-2020) Created by Baran bo Odar & Jantje Friese

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ok so has anyone talked about the fact that the theme song literally gives us the answer to the show. "for neither ever nor never goodbye" ok Jonas and Martha's plotline cool

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I WILL NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR ANSWERS.

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So I have pretty bad arthritis in my hands so I frequently use voice to text. Let’s take a journey into what my phone thought I was saying DARK EDITION:

CLAUDIA was interpreted AS:

Cloudy (this was super common)*

Claude eha (i dont even know what this is)

BARTOSZ was interpreted AS:

Bartosh (not a name?)

Bar toss (not a game, not a phrase ive ever heard)

Bartolo (fair, Italian name however doesnt sound at all like Bartosz)

TRONTE was interpreted AS:

Tranfer (this isnt a typing error what is a TRANFER)

Tron (a video game)

Trenton (a city in New Jersey)

TIEDEMANN was interpreted AS:

Tita Mon (again I’m not sure what this is)

Tee Man (missed the entire middle of the word)

ULRICH was interpreted AS:

(Ready for these?)

OAK CREEK

REAL CROOK

RICH CLICK

UNIVERSAL RICK

ORRICK

Runner Up Mistakes:

Lots of HELG(A)s

SILJA always spelled CELIA

ALEKSANDER always spelled ALEXANDER

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Jonas at the beginning of Season 3

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Think about a near-perfect, practically flawless film - Citizen Kane? The Godfather? Vertigo?

Now think of a TV show. I have a few shows that I absolutely, unconditionally love, but one such as this “little” gem called Dark…oof, I think it’ll be difficult for me to find a better one! If you haven’t started it yet, get comfy and pretty pretty please go watch it so we can fall in love/pray/cry/obsess over Jonas together 😍 😄

Happy weekend!

P.s.: final season tomorrow, send help!

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noah + eyes

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1.01 | 3.01

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Sidebar cuz this is important in general

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claudia: you still have no idea how this game is played

me, who also has no idea how it is played: yeah adam you fucking idiot

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Wow who got this picture of Helge

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me, 4 whole eps into dark season 3: is jonas gonna shower yet. IS HE GOING TO SHOWER YET

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Dark - Season 3, Episode 1 - Déjà Vu