"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up
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“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back
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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.
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Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster
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Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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She's so cute, she was only a baby....
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