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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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i drank the gay potion at 3 am and felt nothing

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I would give literally anything to understand what this Rasputin shirt meant

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I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.

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I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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AOC evacuating the capitol, Jan. 6th 2020

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can you believe all of this started bc ogre park jinyoung auditioned for sm ent and lee soo man told that man he was ugly and untalented so that dude started his own company where he would be the star of the show and then started to resent every boy group he would form bc they were also better looking and more talented than him

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top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat

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i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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