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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

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made a picture i will use a lot

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TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY

Reblog to touch his butt <3

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I really want super advanced cybernetics and augmentations to be real, I want filters in my nostrils or eyes that can see in the dark or wrists that can store tools inside or any of that other sci-fi stuff.

But I know I’m not gonna be able to get all that stuff in my life cause 1. it doesn’t exist and 2. if it did exist, it’s gonna be produced by some shitty startup that goes bankrupt a few years later and now your eye augmentation is leaking heavy metals into your brain.

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comms for @/topicaljoker on twitter

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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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I generally have a sort of "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" sort of a sex drive, which I figure is pretty standard, and then put a podcast on and someone says shit like "I always wanted to fuck the magic carpet from Aladdin" and I'm like hm.

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