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After acting foolishly and hurting Penelope with his offensive words, Colin tries to redeem himself by offering her 'lessons' that will help her secure a husband for the season. However, after a twist of fate, he ends up being the chosen husband.

Navigating the uncharted territory of marriage, secrets will come to light, and both Colin and Penelope will realize that marital life is not a bed of roses.

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For the first time at a ball, free from the strict gaze of her mother, Penelope indulges in a bit more drink than usual. It doesn't take long for her to realize that as the liquor goes in, the truth comes out.

Colin, concerned for his friend's reputation, does everything in his power to prevent her from getting involved in scandals. Yet, it seems that Penelope is determined to experience a chaotic night, filled with liquors.

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Colin Bridgerton, a renowned detective known for his relentless charm and a flawless record of solving cases, finds himself facing a new challenge when a client seeks his expertise to recover crucial evidence held by Penelope Featherington, also known as Lady Whistledown, a provocative romance novelist. As he inches closer to Penelope, Colin quickly realizes that she is involved in something much larger than he imagines, plunging him into a dangerous web of intrigue and danger.

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Penelope and Colin fell in love when they were still young. After years of dating, they decide to amicably part ways when Penelope decides to study abroad. They have hope of reuniting when she returns, but a series of miscommunications and misunderstandings could complicate things.

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When Penelope Featherington, a mysterious presence, moves into the house next to Colin Bridgerton, he is certain that his life will never be the same. In addition to possessing captivating beauty, Penelope exerts an irresistible fascination over Colin, an attraction impossible to ignore.

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Cressida: Penelope, that yellow dress you're wearing is so hideous it's practically blinding.

Penelope: Well, Cressida, I appreciate your candid observation. I'll make sure to add it to my collection of your insightful comments, neatly stored in the "I don't give a fuck" folder.

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It's complete!

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Anthony Bridgerton doesn't intend to give up his life as a rake anytime soon, but he knows he must fulfill his viscount's duty and marry. To do so, he seeks a wife who fits the role of viscountess.

In his search, he comes across Penelope Featherington, the Mayfair wallflower, and she seems to be perfect for the role.

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Eloise *sighing*: Sometimes Phillip doesn't go to bed at the right time. He spends too much time with his plants.

Penelope: I know how it is. Colin was the same with his journals.

Eloise: Hey, how do you manage to get my brother to bed on time every night?

Penelope: Piece of cake.

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Season 3 Lady Whistledownis gonna be like:

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Seeing Penelope once again sad about a douche bag, Colin decides it's time to tell her how he feels about her.

It's time for Penelope to be loved by someone who will treat her better.

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This is another fic for Wank Fest!

The scene is from 1x08 - Colin is singing and he and Penelope exchange glances.

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After Pen and Eloise's baby's are born.

Eloise: Pen, guess what? I named my daughter after a very good friend.

Pen: Really? Me too!

Eloise: Yes. Her name is Penelope! I named her after you, my dearest friend. I wanted to show you how much you mean to me. I'm honored to have may daughter named after you.

Pen: ...

Eloise: And what's your daughter's name?

*Awkward silence*

Pen: I must go now.

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My contribution to the Wank-A-Thon!

The scene is 2x04 - Colin gets back from visiting the Cranes and thinks about Marina's words about Penelope.

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If you're looking for a cute, funny, and heartwarming fanfic, look no further!

Here it is!

This is a Polin story in which they go from friends to lovers amidst the mishaps of their personal and professional lives.

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Penelope and Colin have been friends for years and one night they go out to a pub to have fun.

Everything is going well, but Penelope can't stop thinking about one thing: Colin's hands and how big they are.

How would his hands feel on her body if they hook up?

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In this story, Penelope and Colin meet in a bar after a game of truth or dare. Without any pretensions, the two of them begin a long-distance friendship.

Even living apart from each other, can the friendly feelings evolve into something bigger?